ROBERT PATTINSON: Hi, Reese.
REESE WITHERSPOON: Hi, Rob.
ROB: So we?re here to celebrate country music because we?re in Water for Elephants, which is? set in the country, I guess?
REESE: I don?t know. I?m just trying to put on a happy face because this is technically my honeymoon.
ROB: Oh, gee, that?s right, you got married recently.
REESE: Yep.
ROB: Sorry that I didn?t RSVP. I travel so much that I didn?t get the invitation.
REESE: ?. Yes, that?s it.
ROB: I KNEW IT. You didn?t invite me.
REESE: Well, it?s just?
ROB: We?re about to go on a HUGE press tour together. Spending SO MANY MINUTES in each other?s presence. And we show this whole movie where I look cute, and not all psychotic and blood-hungry and emo-depressed or that I have spent a hundred celibate years learning how to play the violin or whatever, and still I get NOTHING?
REESE: It?s not personal, it?s just?
ROB: Awkward! Ha!
REESE: Ha ha. You got me.
ROB: It?s really okay, Reese. I?m not upset. Well, not because of that.
REESE: What?s bugging you?
ROB: Shouldn?t a woman on her honeymoon wear something that fits a little better?
REESE: Oh, well, maybe, I?ve been kind of busy?
ROB: It?s really weirdly not good on you, though. Are you secretly pregnant?
REESE: I hate how everyone assumes a girl has to be pregnant these days. Maybe it?s just hella unflattering. Maybe I LIKE it that way. You don?t know my life.
ROB: But you?re an admitted Type A person who even named her production company after that personality trait, right? Isn?t it killing you to be wearing a piece of tulle that looks like it was affixed to you when a fan drove by and shot you with a glue gun? �It?s just all so haphazard.
REESE: ? YES. Oh, God, Rob, I just want to rip it off and fix it. What am I DOING?
ROB: Let?s go backstage and talk about this. Remember I?m dating Kristen Stewart, so I have to diagnose and treat fashion madness all the time.
REESE: Bless you. I will totally invite you to the baby shower.
ROB: ? Nah. Unless there?s an open bar.
REESE: It?s a deal.
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