Heaux Confessionals:
The International Heaux-Off - America vs. Germany
Later in the night...
I was besieged by the trick that I allow to get away each and every time...for the past two years.
Marek has been after me almost since I moved to Berlin, but I have always resisted. Something always come up - traveling, a show, my nails. I've been giving him the runaround forever and a day, because I know that he just wants to verify if the stereotype about black men is true.
I know he knows it's true about me. Germans talk, like I've said. But I decide that I've made him wait long enough and tonight he will know first hand.
I arrive and Marek reiterates what every fag in Berlin already knows: he's a porn star. Make that porn 'actor', because if stars make such shit money as the ones in Berlin typically do (trust me, I did my research), then I don't ever want to be a fucking star.
Pun intended.
"Have you been to the States?", I asked.
"I went to Miami on a porn shoot, " Marek answered.
Oh great. Not only had he done porn in my country on his first visit, but he did it in one of the biggest non-cities. That is no place to go if you want to experience America proper. But then again, how proper can it be if you're naked for ten hours with fluffers hovering around you?
Another reason why I had never come by before was that we had never worked out the rules of engagement. I already knew he was packing a large tool. Well, so was I, and unlike him, thousands of people had not seen mine. At least not yet.
Am I supposed to be impressed that he makes his living in the porn industry? Judging from the looks of his flat, I shouldn't be. He should ask for a raise. And quite frankly, I could be a porn star. It's not like I have not been asked. I just don't care for the lack of commas in their paychecks in Berlin.
We get down to business. It was the international cock off.
Heaux up or blow up.
So there are two men in the room, six legs, and a quick trick assessment.
Hotness factor: dead heat
Assets: length is sometimes admired, but girth always prized.
Length is given, but girth is earned.
America 1, Germany 0
Assuming the position, one would assume he'd be used to such measurements since it is quite apparent that he can literally fuck himself. But that was not the case.
Power bottoms can be a hot commodity on the heaux totem pole. Marek was leaning dangerously close to a demotion. For a self-proclaimed porn star, he obviously had a lot to learn. I had not decided just yet if he was worthy of the knowledge I could bestow on him, but for now he would learn one of the trick essentials for wanting a roll in my homosexual hay.
Breathe.
He passed the test with flying colors, although not as sky high as others I'd had before. With an attachment like this, I was sure many a time he was a BBD: bottom by default. I was fucking him for all the people he'd tagged before who now relied on wheelchairs for mobility.
And afterwards, when I tell him that our session could have been on a hot porn DVD, he agrees, and I know that I will see him again. But there's a line, and he will be lucky if he jumps to the front of it, even in the desperation months I'm currently in.
Sexual chess.
Checkmate.
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals�
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/12/18/open-post-hosted-shit-black-girls-say
celebrity haircuts celebrity celebrity hair celebrity movies celebrity babies
No comments:
Post a Comment