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Fug or Fab, Grace Gummer

Grace Gummer here is a Spawn of Streep ? like sister Mamie, who is currently occasionally hilarious on The Good Wife.

I have some thoughts:

  1. My hair looks like that sometimes.
  2. Not on purpose
  3. But if we?re doing this now, I AM IN.
  4. I like this dress
  5. Although it appears to be made of fabric last seen on JEM (of And The Holograms)
  6. And looks like it?s easily wiped down, like a picnic tablecloth.
  7. You may well disagree with me.


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MOVIE WEEK: Mr. Popper's Penguins billboard...

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MOVIE WEEK: Harry Potter It All Ends billboards...

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John Lennon LOVED Reagan ... Says Ex-Assistant


Left-wing anti-war icon John Lennon turned his back on the liberal agenda before he died ... this according to his former assistant who says the "Beatles" singer wanted to vote for Ronald Reagan.

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John's ex-assistant Fred Seaman dropped the bombshell in a new documentary called "Beatles Stories" -- claiming, Lennon was "embarrassed" by his anti-war radicalism.

Seaman claims, "[Lennon] was a very different person back in 1979 and 80 than he'd been when he wrote 'Imagine.' By 1979 he, looked back on that guy and was embarrassed by that guy's naivete."

According to Seaman, "John, basically, made it very clear that if he were an American he would vote for Reagan because he was really sour on Jimmy Carter."

But Seaman's credibility isn't exactly untarnished -- back in 1983, the man pled guilty to stealing Lennon's photos and diaries ... and was sentenced to five years probation.


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Rachel Bilson, Hayden Christensen, and Jon Hamm Meet Up For Juice



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Early Edition: Blake Lively Ready for 'Savages'; New Director for 'Wolverine'; More

Blake Lively might not be taking her planned trip down the Yellow Brick Road. Lively, who won critical acclaim for her role in Ben Affleck's 'The Town,' is now first in line for the female lead in Oliver Stone's 'Savages,' a story about two Laguna Beach marijuana kingpins who are forced to work for a Mexican drug cartel after the free-spirited girlfriend they share is kidnapped, according to Variety.

Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch have been in talks to play the two male leads, with Benicio del Toro negotiating to be one of the cartel enforcers. If Lively is in fact offered the part, she may have to give up the role of Glinda the Good Witch of the East, which she was considering, in Sam Raimi's 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' for Disney. 'Savages,' which Stone will write and direct for Universal, is being eyed for a June start date.

'Wolverine' may be coming off hold soon. According to TheWrap, Fox has shown an interest in having Duncan Jones direct the film and Jones, in turn, is interested. As you'll recall, Darren Aronofsky was originally going to direct, but he pulled out in March because of scheduling issues. And since the film was to shoot in Japan -- the story line has Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman, traveling to Japan to learn from a Samurai master -- the production was further delayed by the earthquake and tsunami that shattered that country. Jones, the son of David and Angela Bowie -- directed the recent 'Source Code' and cult film 'Moon.'

Matt Reeves, who made a splash as writer/director of the chilling 'Let Me In,' has been tapped by Universal to write and direct a feature based on John Carpenter's 'They Live.' The 1988 film -- which starred pro wrestler Roddy Piper -- centered on a takeover of the Earth by aliens who cloaked themselves in human form. Piper finds a pair of sunglasses that allow him to see the aliens, and he helps foment a revolution against the invaders. Reeves also directed 'Cloverfield' and was a creator, writer, director and executive producer of the WB series 'Felicity.' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Alec Baldwin will be starring in Woody Allen's next film which, as is the New York director's modus operandi, has no title yet. According to Deadline, Allen has just begun putting the comedy together and may be tapping Jesse Eisenberg ('The Social Network') for a lead. The film will be shot in Rome.

Relativity Media has hired 'Crazy Heart' writer/director Scott Cooper to direct 'Out of the Furnace,' a spec script bought in 2008 about a man who, after being released from prison, just wants to lead a normal life and marry his girlfriend ... but finds himself avenging his brother's murder. [TheWrap]

Tom Wilkinson will join Samuel L. Jackson in the indie thriller 'The Samaritan,' about a former grifter (Jackson) who wants to go straight after a 20-year prison stay but gets involved in a con with the son of his former partner. Wilkinson will play a crime boss also taking part in the grift. The film is filming in Toronto and Rio de Janeiro for an early 2012 release. [Variety]



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Diane Kruger in a Vionnet ink-stained doily: cute or fug?

Diane Kruger in a Vionnet ink-stained doily: cute or fug?

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We should celebrate Diane Kruger today. I think this is longest she?s ever gone without exposing her biscuits on a red carpet. I feel like it?s been months and months since I?ve looked at photos of Kruger in some minidress where her German biscuits are being ?aired out? - congrats, Diane! These are photos of Diane and her adorable lover Joshua Jackson at last night?s Paris event for Jaeger-Lecoultre Reverso (which was the same event Clive Owen attended, and where he wrote to us). Diane is the ?face? of the watch, so it?s obvious that she needed to be there. Her dress is Vionnet Fall 2011 - on the runway, the top part was unlined and lace. I might have preferred that runway look to this little-old-lady mess. It looks like an ink-soaked doily.

By the way, I do read the comments (most of the time), so I know that there?s a growing movement to re-introduce hosiery to red carpet situations. I agree that not everyone should wander around, bare legged, at all times. But I associate the need for hosiery with weather - when it?s cold, I expect to see ladies wearing tights or panty hose, but in the summer, I?m fine with everyone being bare-legged. Can we agree - pro and anti-hosiery people alike - that Diane Kruger is doing hosiery the wrong way? Black hose with this little old lady dress simply increases the ?dowdy? factor, plus it?s almost July. Her German biscuits might be sweaty. And no matter who you are or what season it is, I always consider it a fashion catastrophe to wear hose with open-toed shoes or sandals. That?s just wrong.

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Joshua looks really nice, though. He seems kind of ?over? escorting his lady everywhere, but he still shows up for her, which is nice.

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25 Responses to ?Diane Kruger in a Vionnet ink-stained doily: cute or fug??

  1. its meh, I bet the dress moves well. she is really growing on me.
    I am pro-hosiery any season is fine just know how to wear them! the only thing wrong is she wore them with open toe shoes.

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  2. She?s beautiful but the dress is mundane. I wish someone would buy Joshua a pair of nice shoes.

    But, they seem very happy together.

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  3. That dress might have been ok if it was knee length or full length. Don?t love the hose but with the length of the dress, I don?t know if bare legs would look good either.

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  4. I think if the bottom was lined and there was no ruffly crap at the end it would be cute. The color is nice. Bleh bad shoe choice.

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  5. Josh, honey, can you move that wine glass? just a smidge to your left? you?re blocking your? yeah, that?s good. Tx.

    No hose w/open toes.

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  6. Who is she and what?s her appeal again?

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  7. I would prefer that dress to be knee length and with something underneath - I am so over all this skin being shown and I am a big believer in hosiery unless you are on a beach! She is such a pretty girl and her hair is lovely when down and brushed and shiny as it is here.

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  8. I like the top half, but not the bottom half.

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  9. i also like the top half and not the bottom half; the bottom half confuses me.

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  10. I love, love, love Diane and always thought she could do no wrong until this hose-with-open-toes debacle. What the HELL?

    I will let it pass?this time. Because I love her so.

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  11. I have to say, it is retro, beautiful, classy and I love it- including the stockings!

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  12. I like the dress and if it?s cold then I really don?t mind the hose. It?s weird that they kind of look knee-length, no?

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  13. If she was going for the complete granny-doily look, she should have opted for the reinforced-toe L?Eggs rather than sandal-foot.

    Open-toe, no hose. Closed-toe, hose. I don?t even like hose with peep-toe shoes. Sling-backs and closed-toe? I say no hose. If it?s warm enough to have any part of your foot exposed, NO HOSE!

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  14. Fug. Fug. A million times Fug!

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  15. Does anyone else notice the wedding-like ring on Josh?s left hand in the first picture?

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  16. I don?t hate the dress but don?t really like it, not on her?she has a really nice slender frame but can?t seem to get it right. It is honestly not bad but if that man was next to me I would go for a simple sexy but not to revealing glam.

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  17. they look good. the dress is nice.

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  18. @Laura: ?Who is she and what?s her appeal again??

    Laura, she?s an actress from Germany. Recently in Inglorious Basterds as Bridget von Hammersmark. Also in Troy.
    If you check her IMDB you?ll see she was a ballet dancer and a fashion model as well.

    Oh, and she is the hot girlfriend of Joshua Jackson.

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  19. She?s beautiful and that dress looks beautiful on her. Her hair and makeup are great here. It?s not the best outfit she?s ever worn, but the colour looks great on her and the top half of the dress is very nice. Feel ambivalent about the bottom half, like some of the other commenters. However, it?s difficult for her to look bad in anything.

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  20. He?s darn so cute,I think she could wear a burlap bag,and still look good standing next to him!

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  21. I could not agree with you more about opened toed shoes and hoisery.

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  22. Gads, only yesterday I forced myself to put down a dress because I am forever cursed with Ethan Hawke?s put down to Winona in Reality Bites running through my head when I see anything lacy/doily that I like, which is often, I dress like a Grandma. If only Pacey had the brass balls to stop Diane on her way out the door in a metallic blue doily that only Betty Draper could pull off if it were tea length. The tights and sandals are yeurch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdsaucLvRb4&playnext=1&list=PL9ED04A7ACACA4350

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  23. I think I would like the dress more if the bottom part were lined and the top were less baggy, but there?s no forgiving hose with open-toed heels!

    @cl90 - he?s totally wearing a wedding ring! But she?s not. Is he filming anything right now? Maybe it?s for a part and he just forgot to take it off?

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  24. I would never wear hose with open sandals. That is a fashion killer and absolutely unattractive. I would not go out even if my friend wore it while being with me. Diane is one of my favorite models but this is such a big No!!

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Early Edition: Blake Lively Ready for 'Savages'; New Director for 'Wolverine'; More

Blake Lively might not be taking her planned trip down the Yellow Brick Road. Lively, who won critical acclaim for her role in Ben Affleck's 'The Town,' is now first in line for the female lead in Oliver Stone's 'Savages,' a story about two Laguna Beach marijuana kingpins who are forced to work for a Mexican drug cartel after the free-spirited girlfriend they share is kidnapped, according to Variety.

Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch have been in talks to play the two male leads, with Benicio del Toro negotiating to be one of the cartel enforcers. If Lively is in fact offered the part, she may have to give up the role of Glinda the Good Witch of the East, which she was considering, in Sam Raimi's 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' for Disney. 'Savages,' which Stone will write and direct for Universal, is being eyed for a June start date.

'Wolverine' may be coming off hold soon. According to TheWrap, Fox has shown an interest in having Duncan Jones direct the film and Jones, in turn, is interested. As you'll recall, Darren Aronofsky was originally going to direct, but he pulled out in March because of scheduling issues. And since the film was to shoot in Japan -- the story line has Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman, traveling to Japan to learn from a Samurai master -- the production was further delayed by the earthquake and tsunami that shattered that country. Jones, the son of David and Angela Bowie -- directed the recent 'Source Code' and cult film 'Moon.'

Matt Reeves, who made a splash as writer/director of the chilling 'Let Me In,' has been tapped by Universal to write and direct a feature based on John Carpenter's 'They Live.' The 1988 film -- which starred pro wrestler Roddy Piper -- centered on a takeover of the Earth by aliens who cloaked themselves in human form. Piper finds a pair of sunglasses that allow him to see the aliens, and he helps foment a revolution against the invaders. Reeves also directed 'Cloverfield' and was a creator, writer, director and executive producer of the WB series 'Felicity.' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Alec Baldwin will be starring in Woody Allen's next film which, as is the New York director's modus operandi, has no title yet. According to Deadline, Allen has just begun putting the comedy together and may be tapping Jesse Eisenberg ('The Social Network') for a lead. The film will be shot in Rome.

Relativity Media has hired 'Crazy Heart' writer/director Scott Cooper to direct 'Out of the Furnace,' a spec script bought in 2008 about a man who, after being released from prison, just wants to lead a normal life and marry his girlfriend ... but finds himself avenging his brother's murder. [TheWrap]

Tom Wilkinson will join Samuel L. Jackson in the indie thriller 'The Samaritan,' about a former grifter (Jackson) who wants to go straight after a 20-year prison stay but gets involved in a con with the son of his former partner. Wilkinson will play a crime boss also taking part in the grift. The film is filming in Toronto and Rio de Janeiro for an early 2012 release. [Variety]



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Toeantino

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From: [redacted]
Date: Mon, Jun 13, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Subject: I meet Quentin Tarantino, hilarity ensues
To: [redcated]
Attachments: 1 [Ed: See above image]

Friendsicles,

You are either getting this e-mail because I've promised I would tellyou this story and haven't yet, you're besties with someone I used to hook up with, or because my need for attention and adulation has reached such an all time high that I decided to pick 15 of you at random to listen to this story (most likely explanation), but all the same, below is the (in)famous but true story of how I met Quentin Tarantino... [redacted] and [redacted], I'll be expecting your short film script of this in my inbox in the next couple of weeks...

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011:

Get a BBM at 8 in the morning from my friend [redacted] telling me we're going to a party in "the Hills" that night because the Yankees were in town. But this party now presents a conundrum as a) I didn't know people partied on Wednesdays because I'm uncool and b) I had just run out of clean underwear and hadn't shaved my legs in three days, so I wasn't really in a "party" sort of place. (what's that you say? You're surprised I'm single?) However, after being told to grow a pair, I decided to join the girls after work for this fiesta.

Party time rolls around that evening and despite being a Wednesday, and based on how many trashy girls in short dresses there are, it looks like the inside of any club in Las Vegas has vomited inside this music producer's home. Minus all the hordes of Asians you get in real Las Vegas. I spend my first hour at this party irritated at having to even be there, and then telling the Yankees picture Joba Chamberlain how he'll never be as great as my beloved Brian Wilson. I think he may have called me a lesbian as I was walking away, but I guess you can't blame him since I did choose to wear pants. Anyways, I digress.

Heading back inside, bored out of mind, I look over and notice Jamie Foxx and Quentin Tarantino have joined the melee. Joy. Two more people at this party who could not give a shit about who I am. I go back to texting in the corner while stuffing my face with a hot dog.

About an hour later I'm making a drink and realize the pasty tall fellow pouring orange juice into my glass is the man himself, QT.

Realizing I kind of have to go for at it this point, in all my nerd glory blurt out: "I'm sure everyone tells you this but I fucking loved Reservoir Dogs. I watched it when I was 11 for my school newspaper, and it's badass." He starts laughing, thanks me, pleasantries are exchanged about how I was clearly a fucked up 11 year old for watching Reservoir Dogs, and we start what appears it might be a delightful little chat about film. Until this happens:

Quentin: Wow so you really loved Reservoir Dogs, huh? Which of my other films do you like? (this blatant arrogance is the type of douchebaggery that really gets my gourd about Hollywood, so now my film boner has turned to film hate fuck, and I feel the need to cheekily undermine Quentin.)
Me: Oh wow. You know, I really didn't like Kill Bill...
Quentin: What? What do you mean? 1 or 2?
Me: Ehh, a little bit of both. I just didn't care for them.
Quentin: Wow...I don't think anyone has said that to my face about my seminal films.
Me: Perhaps it's because you call them your seminal films. Shouldn't you wait for someone else to say that?
Quentin: You know, you've got a mouth on you. I like that.

At this point, QT puts an arm around me and I'm acutely aware that Quentin Tarantino has an arm around me. As are my four friends, who are all looking at me as if I have grown a second head. To be fair, I am easily the most uncool out of all my friends (I go to Q's in Brentwood four nights a week), so the fact that anyone even mildly famous wants to speak to me is pretty shocking. He's chatting with my friends and I like it's no big deal, I am pretending like this happens every night of my life, and out of nowhere he leans in for the makeout. Yes. True story. I am pulling a frat move and making out in a crowded kitchen with Quentin Fucking Tarantino. I cannot stop laughing AS this is happening, mainly because I see my friends [redacted] and [redacted] literally gag behind Quentin's head, and I really am doing this for the story at this point. We make out some more, take a walk, keep making out, get more drinks, lather, rinse, repeat. Believe me when I say I'm not bragging, because..well...have you looked at a photo of Quentin Tarantino recently? (Please refer to: http://bit.ly/jL4ORR)

At some point in our public makeout, Jamie Foxx comes over and without acknowledging me goes, "Yo QT, ready to roll?" Quentin looks at me and says "Want to come to my house?" Ummmmmm...fuck yes? We get in an SUV and off we go. As I'm in the car though, I realize two things:

1) Making out with Quentin Tarantino is a great story, but there is no way I plan on putting out, and 2) This is a director who makes up fucked up films for a living, there is a 23% chance he could Phil Spektor me, and I'm definitely not ready to die. But alas, I'm already in the car and we're off.

We get to the house, which is gorgeous, and Jamie Foxx takes off with his lady friend (I try to say bye to him and he doesn't even look at me. Jamie Foxx could not have given 2 shits who I was. This is probably karma because I snuck into a screening of Ray in 2004 with my black boyfriend who worked at AMC at the time, instead of buying a ticket). Which leaves me and QT alone in his bar. I spot a photo booth and immediately realize that we must take photos, if for nothing else, proof that this story even happened. (Because I know at least 7 of you right now think I'm still lying, and are pissed you had to read this much. It gets even better, I promise!!) We get a few good photo strips, which I immediately buried at the bottom of my purse lest he take them from me, and go on talking about film. (For you film geeks, this was a great conversation that led to QT cutting me a trailer of my five favorite bad movies, but for sake of some semblance of brevity, I will leave that aside for another day)

After a lengthy film discussion, Quentin suggests we head to bed, which is the point where I really start panicking. I have stalled for a good long time but the makeouts were really losing their appeal because you can only be sweated on so much, and we were getting closer to the moment of truth on whether I'd have to put out or not. The makeout continues for a while longer, and I'm really getting nervous about where the night may lead, kicking myself over not pretending to be more drunk and "passing out", and wishing he'd turn the damn lights off so that he won't notice that I'm wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic. We make out some more, there's a little below the belt action that I try to avoid, as QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.) Just as I'm about to hyperventilate over the fact that he may try to put that horrific bodily implement anywhere near my Britney, he leans over and goes "Hey..."

I know this "Hey." This is the "Hey, should I get a condom?" hey that accompanies 20 minutes of ungratifying sex. As I'm trying to rapidly think of ways I can agent myself out of this deal, I hear what is without a doubt, the strangest question in the history of my life.

Quentin Tarantino asks, "Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?"

What. The. Fuck.

Many of you may have seen this coming, as his foot fetish is WELL documented, but for some of us who spend more time watching Kate Hudson than we do Quentin Tarantino, this was a huge shock. On top of that, I don't even like weird sex habits! A saucy hookup for me is on the foot of the bed, instead of on a pillow. Someone tried to talk me into a threesome once and I cried for an hour. Having someone ask to fellate my feet while rubbing one out was a world I was not prepared for.

But desperate times call for desperate measures, and I realized this just might be my get out of jail free card on the whole chode in vag issue. After some negotiations about how I would not partake in any of the hand job action were nailed down, I begrudgingly acquiesced.

(And by begrudgingly, I realized I didn't have to shtup the dude and said sure why not in about 0.03 seconds) And thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life - having my feet made out with by an Oscar winning filmmaker while he pleasured himself. Truth be told, it wasn't so bad. I didn't have to do anything (a nice bonus, since I am undoubtedly the laziest person in bed, which some of you can attest to), no bodily secretions were ejected anywhere near me or my feet (thank god, because I imagine it would feel like walking in sand with wet I fucking hate that), and just as I hoped, we went to bed right after.

In the morning, I snooped through Quentin's belongings while he was in the bathroom and now know his e-mail address. He fooled around with my feet one more time (this time without asking, which I found rude), and then drove me back to [redacted]'s apartment in [redacted] and that was that.

Most insane experience of my life, and without a doubt, probably the best story I will ever get to tell. Those of you who know me well know of my love of hyperbole, so I'm actually rather sad that I won't get to use "best story ever!!!" when talking about how I scored a free topping at Yogurtland anymore, but I suppose for Quentin I can make an exception. I'll try not to forget all of you little people when my feet and I make our meteoric race (foot pun intended) to the top of the A-List soon.

Till then, I've attached our photo booth photos for those of you who think I still just have a vivid imagination...and yes, he does look like Frankenstein.

Love,
[redacted]



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FILM OF THE WEEK: Terri

FILM OF THE WEEK: Terri

by Vadim Rizov

Terri

Terri sounds like a potentially unwatchable splicing together of two different kinds of movies: a Larry Clark cavalcade of teenagers with body issues and volatile hormones meets an uplifting crowd pleaser. The characters are stigmatized and/or isolated by their physical appearance and externalized mental problems. But having tackled the not-at-all funny topic of a grown man too paralyzed by a nameless fear to leave his parents' home in Momma's Man, director Azazel Jacobs has the appropriate slow rhythms and non-saccharine instincts to render unpleasant, difficult life moments in a tough-but-compassionate way.

At the forefront is awkwardly hulking Terri (Jacob Wysocki), an ungainly teen boy made daily sport of because of his size, whose best friend?seemingly by default?is obscenity-spouting JD Chad (Bridger Zadina), who obsessively tears his hair out by the roots while waiting for his many disciplinary meetings, leaving a nasty bald streak on his head. Other oddballs helping to shape Terri's understanding of people include his Alzheimer's-stricken Uncle James (Creed Bratton) and his schoolmate Heather Miles (Olivia Crochiciccia), who looks like a perfectly airbrushed Disney Channel tween idol airdropped into a decrepit high school.

Ostensibly, Terri is an outsiders-bond-together-and-grow film, but with harsh doses of physical reality: Terri's big in every way (bone structure, height, weight, girth). Instead of turning into a Precious-esque freak show, the film gives the audience time to get comfortable with the protagonist as he himself is learning to embrace being in his own skin.

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Home is wood-planked, comfortably cluttered, and has just acquired some rodents that scratch up the basement at night. In an ever-rarer window of total lucidity, Uncle James tells Terri to get mousetraps. Killing the vermin proves easy and provides a peculiar break in Terri's otherwise repetitive, companionless routine of schoolyard bullying and looking after the household with minimal cash. Further inspired, Terri notches up a bunch of corpses in the nearby forest and attracts a hawk, who swoops down over the carcasses for some predatorial munching. It's the first time Terri's made something awesome happen?a bird of prey is there because of him!?but it looks like sadism to uncle James, who thinks otherwise powerless Terri is getting his kicks by murdering small defenseless animals. Terri can't communicate his wish to draw others towards him by any means necessary.

The forest is an enchanted zone, shot as a sun-dappled perpetual magic hour: no one's hiking or biking, leaving a people-less utopia where Terri can be completely comfortable. At the end of the trail lies school, where the lighting grows harsher and flatter and Terri's largely vain and preening classmates display absolute contempt for their home economics teacher. Terri's not dead meat (he's too big to bully), but he's a laughingstock who doesn't understand how to respond.

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When assistant principal Mr. Fitzgerald (John C. Reilly) sets up Terri for weekly meetings to discuss his emotional problems, it seems inappropriate: Fitgzerald, as usual in Reilly's recent comedy performances, yells loud and often, unnerving those around him and displaying unearned familiarity with relative strangers. Yet he's not a creep, pedophile, or troubled adult trying to sublimate his problems by bonding with kids: his awkward, frankly dorky conduct could be a put-on. His Monday morning conferences are helpful as a diversion from Terri's usual tortuous monotony but essentially uninspiring; they're at least better than home ec. Still, Fitzgerald seems too hapless a figure to motivate any kid insecure about their future place in the world: seen only in his capacity as an administrator, he's a cartoonish figure who turns the already decaying office area into a farce of authority with no real consequences. Like Terri, the gap between what he means to convey and what comes out is often vast.

In the centerpiece scene, Reilly turns a lie into an Oscar clip-reel worthy moment that's actually moving. Most speeches from an eccentric-but-inspiring mentor to a troubled but good-hearted kid come off as unforgivably clunky. Here, Fitzgerald gives a version of the same story twice, first as uplifting kitsch: To spur Terri on, Fitzgerald shows him tragic pictures of a childhood bout with unfortunate back skin. Terri's bemused, but his problems aren't skin-related but how big his frame is, combined with bad eating habits and a general inability to communicate in non-autistic fashion.

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As he retells it, Fitzgerald's speech then becomes a heartfelt rant about how well-meaning people lie to each other every day. Terri finds out this corny anecdote isn't one that has never told before (as promised), but exactly the kind of stock sermon told to any kid with problems. Angry, Terri confronts him with a simple complaint: he was lied to, and he feels terrible. Their office face-off is interrupted by a bigger interruption outside: Fitzgerald's been called a creep in graffiti form on campus yet again. After ordering the janitor to get some paint, Fitzgerald sits Terri down for an apology via short story, which is best not to discuss here, but Reilly knocks it out of the park: his schticky, awkward comic persona stops for a sincere, masterfully written speech that essentially tells Terri everyone lies without meaning to. The point is to get Terri to realize that his very real body issues (and how it makes people nervous) can be separated from his emotions; image-vs.-self-loathing problems haunt everyone but the dementia-afflicted uncle. Fitzgerald shows by example how to communicate what you really want to say, even if it gets screwed up the first time around.

It's worth dwelling on this monologue?a five-minute interlude in the middle of a hundred or so more minutes?because it's exceptionally conceived, and also gives the rest of an unnervingly ambiguous film a strong thematic backbone. Terri depicts the kids as all sexually fixated in their own ways, which may be the most realistic way to depict the teen years. The gap between what they think they want (sex, no matter how inappropriately timed or with whom) and the way they express it becomes the gutsy central topic, but treated entirely without exploitation. Terri isn't a feel-good movie; it's a lesson in communication and compassion that gives its title character just enough friends and self-confidence to get him closer to sex, an adult milestone he thought his body would forever prevent him from experiencing.

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Tom Hanks Stops By To Visit David Letterman

Tom Hanks arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theatre today looking perfectly casual and summery in his cargo shorts, Polo shirt and hat.

Tom has been pretty busy promoting his new movie Larry Crowne in which he co-stars with Julia Roberts. I think having those two stars in a movie just about guarantees success don?t you think?

Tom looks a little annoyed at the paparazzi presence outside the theatre. They are there for every show so it really shouldn?t have come as much of a surprise for him.

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Celebrity Pictures With Nicole Richie

It?s nice to see pictures of Nicole Richie not at the gym for once! I love that she?s working on her fitness but I like to see her celebrity�style too sometimes.

Nicole was spotted today in Los Angeles at a hair salon with a friend. Nicole looks beautiful as usual in basic jeans and black tank. She definitely does wear a hat well, doesn?t she?

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Celebrity Pictures With Nicole Richie

It?s nice to see pictures of Nicole Richie not at the gym for once! I love that she?s working on her fitness but I like to see her celebrity�style too sometimes.

Nicole was spotted today in Los Angeles at a hair salon with a friend. Nicole looks beautiful as usual in basic jeans and black tank. She definitely does wear a hat well, doesn?t she?

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Angelina Jolie skinny and frail? Brad Pitt thinks she needs professional help?





Angelina Jolie skinny and frail? Brad Pitt thinks she needs professional help?

According to Star, Angelina Jolie has plummeted to a scary 99 pounds!

"Angie has gotten so skinny and frail, Brad Pitt thinks she needs professional help," a source tells Star. Brad reportedly staged an "intervention," begging Angelina to get help. "Her face looks sunken. On the red carpet, her arms look like twigs."

"Brad is really concerned with her eating habits," says the source. "She's existing on cereal bars and fruit smoothies and has slipped to just 99 pounds. She is so thin yet will still go on a carrot-juice fast for days."

Brad is "leaving food out all over the place hoping she'll snack."







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When Guardian Angels Throw In The Towel

We all know the story of Ryan Dunn's untimely death when he rocketed his Porsche off the road after filling his tank with the nectar of the gods, killing himself and his passenger. In an emotional inteview, Bam Margera talked to E! Online about the death of his bff and said that it wasn't the first time Ryan had flirted with the reaper on that same stretch of road. Damn.

Bam said "He flipped me in a car eight times at the same exact spot in 1996. Thank God I had my seat belt on, because Chris Raab put one on me, but my brother didn't have one on. He flew 40 feet. Thank God he's alive. But like, Dunn was always a maniac at driving."

Later in the interview, Bam read a text, the last words he ever heard from his friend. "Stopping for a beer, be there when I can."

You know, I can't even snark on this shit. It's sad, it's wasteful, and it was so avoidable. Dude rolled his car eight fucking times and almost killed his friends in the same spot he was doing 140 mph in 15 years later. We all know some crazy ass who always seems to skirt the inevitable, but eventually shit's gonna go down. Just, damn.



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JWoww is a Beautiful Athlete

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I was about to say, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it looks like someone already tried.

Adding? there?s really nothing quite like a smoke after a good, healthy jog, is there? Later, JWoww probably had sex using a condom then dumped the contents into her vagina afterward because it?s fun to make everything you just did entirely pointless. Tee-hee!

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BET Awards Fug Carpet: Porscha Coleman

According to her Wikipedia page, Porscha Coleman here is a very busy lady: she?s an actress, a singer, a video vixen, a dancer, and a BET correspondent.

Too busy, apparently, to make sure her dress is finished.



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Fug or Fab, Grace Gummer

Grace Gummer here is a Spawn of Streep ? like sister Mamie, who is currently occasionally hilarious on The Good Wife.

I have some thoughts:

  1. My hair looks like that sometimes.
  2. Not on purpose
  3. But if we?re doing this now, I AM IN.
  4. I like this dress
  5. Although it appears to be made of fabric last seen on JEM (of And The Holograms)
  6. And looks like it?s easily wiped down, like a picnic tablecloth.
  7. You may well disagree with me.


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Rick Ross Accused in Gruesome Doggy Death


The blood of an adorable 3-year-old Yorkie named Banks is on Rick Ross' hands ... according to a lawsuit filed against the rapper.

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Banks' owner is suing Ross -- claiming 3 pitbulls escaped from Rick's mansion in Atlanta back in April ... entered her property and ferociously attacked her tiny pet Yorkshire Terrier.

According to documents obtained by TMZ, the yorkie suffered "3 large bite wounds on his back " along with a "very large bite wound" around his neck.

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Cops were called to the scene -- and officials managed to free Banks ... but his wounds were so extreme, that the owner had no choice but to euthanize her beloved companion.

Investigators eventually cited Ross for the incident -- but the owner wasn't satisfied so she filed suit, demanding Ross fork over $15,000 in damages and court costs.

We're told the owner is especially upset because Ross has NOT apologized for the incident.

Calls and emails to Rick's camp have not been returned.

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Ex-Intern Tries to Screw 'Hillary Clinton'


Hillary Clinton's former intern is hoping to work under the former first lady once again ... in a brand new XXX spoof� ... and, of course, she wants to know her "boss" ... inside and out.

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TMZ has obtained photos of former political hopeful turned porn star Sammie Spades auditioning Hillary-alikes for her upcoming porno movie.

Think Bill will watch?


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