Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Scott Disick Is A Big Dick With A Big Dick

Jane: We?re getting the hook -- they're telling us we're out of time! Okay, wait -- is Kris [Humpries] well endowed? They all think he is.

Kourtney: I would think he is.

Kim: (decidedly not feeling us) I don't really like questions like that.

Khloe: We got all of the preview of Scott at his parents'.

Kim: Even today. Honestly, it?s way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.

Khloe: He was wearing pajama pants and no undies and you could see it all.

Kim: So inappropriate.

Kourtney: It's like an elephant's trunk.

Kim: You guys!

Khloe: He kept going, ?I?m trying to compete with Lamar? and I was like "Oh, stop it, you two."

Kourtney: I just got a Google alert, because Scott and I just had our date night.

Kim: You have your own Google alerts? We have that on record: Kourtney has her own Google alerts and checks them.

Kourtney: We went on a date night in the Meatpacking last night, so the story said, ?The Meatpacking District isn?t the only thing packing meat!? Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.

Kim: What?! Like, that?s NOT normal. We have got to by him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out.

Kourtney: He never has any!



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