Linnocent just tweeted (or ?Who Say?d?) the above photo with the message, ?Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom? My gums are so sore though!? Because Linnocent wants us to believe that her new, shiny, bright white teeth are the product of simply ?Zoom? teeth whitening, I suppose. As opposed to getting some new crackie veneers put on now that she?s got Playboy firecrotch money burning a hole in her crack pocket, I suppose. After LL showed up at an event two weeks ago looking like this:
Many of us theorized that perhaps her old crack veneers were repossessed by some loan shark. Or perhaps they had just deteriorated through normal activities for LL: smoking crack, smoking meth, rubbing coke on her gums, drinking, gargling with Jack, smoking cigs, et cetera. Shortly after that cracked out appearance, however, LL began flashing some brighter teeth - she must have gone in for an emergency cleaning or something. Anyway, they looked better. And now she?s just gone ahead and gotten new veneers, only we?re not supposed to know that, we?re just supposed to think that those little methy corn teeth turned big and bright and white by magic.
Oh, and Us Weekly points out that Dr. Bill Dorfman, is ?a high-profile, L.A-based dentist who?s worked with such stars as Eva Longoria, Jessica Simpson, Anne Hathaway, Usher and Ozzy Osbourne.? LL also wants us to know that she sees The Dentist to the Stars.
LL is due back in court this week - on Wednesday! This is the hearing for sentencing, right? Because the judge found her in violation of her probation? I?m sure it will be a cracked-out extravaganza. Something to look forward to. Speaking of, here are some photos of Linnocent on morgue duty on Friday. She was waving to her sister Ali, who had come to visit her? at the morgue. This family.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
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24 Responses to ?Linnocent claims her new veneers are just her old meth teeth, whitened?
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My goodness. Those teeth are so much whiter, straighter across the edges, and BIGGER. Bet they cost her some $$$.
ETA: Maybe the dentist gave her free services for tweeting and other good stuff.
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Three more days! I really hope that she gets the maximum sentence, to be served only IN JAIL.
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She could have bulimia too, like Amy, her face is similar way puffy plus the teeth.. of course, could be just drugs. eck.
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Having her sister visit her at her community service just goes to prove that no one in this family knows any kind of boundaries. You don?t get visitors at court appointed community service.
They all make me sick.
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The shape & size of her teeth have totally changed! It us undoubtedly veneers and NOT just a Zoom whitening.
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You know, to give her the benefit of the doubt I actually went and zoomed in (I know. *shudders*). I concur, those are veneers. Big, bright, shiny, whitey veneers.
Since I was there (I know!)I gave a long hard look at her receding hairline and came to the conclusion that she?s not vapid and clueless from drugs but from actual hair bleach. It MUST have seeped in by now.
Also, and lastly, being still zoomed in (I KNOW!), the can on the counter looks like Orangeade or something. So why does the liquid in the glass look bubble-less and deep yellow?
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What an accomplishment!! She walks around like a happy freaking idiot while the world laughs at her.
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This chick wouldn?t know the truth if it came up and poured her a drink. Those are brand spanking new teeth. Her relationship with her sister is weird. She doesn?t go anywhere without her. I feel so sorry for Ali. Poor kid, she?s been seeing and knowing way too much for way too long.
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I thought that was Leann Rimes. It?s a completely new smile, don?t try that Zoom crap with us, honey, we have access to the BEFORES, not just the after!
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This twit must look through rose tinted glasses 24/7. Here?s hoping the judge is as blind as Lindsay thinks we all are. Nice chiclets.
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Awesome. Sticking to the script exactly. So transparent. Narcissist or moron or both? Both.
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Who does this idiot think she?s fooling? No one, bitch. And I assume the lady in yellow works at the morgue? She looks to be enjoying herself a little too much with her famous community service pupil. Is this smug crackhead ever going to get what she deserves? Doubtful.
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I wonder how long Cracken McMethMouth?s veneers will hold up under the chemical onslaught of her meth-tastic lifestyle.
So delusional, it?s becoming funny.
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She is still a beautiful woman with a lot of growing up to do. She obviously has problems, look at the man that calls himself her father. What has she done to any of you negative people out there, you would rather spend your tax dollars on locking her up like an animal. Why can?t you want good for her instead of all the bad stuff. She hasn?t hurt anyone but herself, and now with the her teeth she looks beautiful, I just hope she put away the ashtray. I hope none of you have the nerve to actually call yourselves real Christians, because you certainly are NOT acting like it! Someone should tell her to stop exposing herself so much, there are too many mean haters in the world.
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I never call myself a Christian, and I don?t mind making fun of mean-spirited, self-centered adults who continuously do stupid things, especially if they are criminals, e.g., Lindsay.
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?I hope none of you have the nerve to actually call yourselves real Christians?
Nope, we?re all pagan jellus mean bitch/h8trs. Nice to see you here, Innocent - did Dr. Dorfman give you a ZOOM on your user name?
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LOOOL what a little liar. Honestly, I think her biggest problem is being a compulsive liar.
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@thinkaboutit- I thought the same thing! They must have the same dentist. Much improvement but I don?t think that it will last if she doesn?t clean up her act. I still feel sorry for her. I am blessed to have great parents that raised me right and she hasn?t. It isn?t the best excuse since I know plenty of people who have lived through much worse and came out stronger for it. I am holding out hope for her little siblings but I am not holding my breath.
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Well the teeth look good.
And that?s all I?ve got for this Trick.
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She still has rotting meth teeth under the veneers, and a little Googling shows that the veneers won?t stand up long to meth or crack smoking.
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Just because people aren?t encouraging her behaviour doesn?t mean they are haters. This girl is a liar, thief, drug addict, probable alcoholic and more. She has been going on down a path of destruction for years and the reason why she has refused to get help is because she has people in her life encouraging her. People haven?t been ?hating on her? enough or else she would cut this shit out. Yes she has shit parents but it?s not an excuse for her ongoing wreckless behaviour. She either has to get clean or die. She can?t keep on her path.
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@Criss
I hope you see the irony of standing in judgement of people who calling out The Cracken on her illegal and immoral antics.
Methinks you don?t get the whole ?Christian Thing? either.
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I don?t care what she twated, those are brand new teeth.
@Criss, I refer to myself as a heathen, so I?m in the clear to Blohan Bash
Maybe I?ll start my own church ?clan of the Craken.? we can smoke crack and go on spiritual journeys, hustle johns, blame everyone else for our problems and shoplift pretty things (and earn tax exempt status)! Who else is in?
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