Linnocent just tweeted (or ?Who Say?d?) the above photo with the message, ?Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom? My gums are so sore though!? Because Linnocent wants us to believe that her new, shiny, bright white teeth are the product of simply ?Zoom? teeth whitening, I suppose. As opposed to getting some new crackie veneers put on now that she?s got Playboy firecrotch money burning a hole in her crack pocket, I suppose. After LL showed up at an event two weeks ago looking like this:
Many of us theorized that perhaps her old crack veneers were repossessed by some loan shark. Or perhaps they had just deteriorated through normal activities for LL: smoking crack, smoking meth, rubbing coke on her gums, drinking, gargling with Jack, smoking cigs, et cetera. Shortly after that cracked out appearance, however, LL began flashing some brighter teeth - she must have gone in for an emergency cleaning or something. Anyway, they looked better. And now she?s just gone ahead and gotten new veneers, only we?re not supposed to know that, we?re just supposed to think that those little methy corn teeth turned big and bright and white by magic.
Oh, and Us Weekly points out that Dr. Bill Dorfman, is ?a high-profile, L.A-based dentist who?s worked with such stars as Eva Longoria, Jessica Simpson, Anne Hathaway, Usher and Ozzy Osbourne.? LL also wants us to know that she sees The Dentist to the Stars.
LL is due back in court this week - on Wednesday! This is the hearing for sentencing, right? Because the judge found her in violation of her probation? I?m sure it will be a cracked-out extravaganza. Something to look forward to. Speaking of, here are some photos of Linnocent on morgue duty on Friday. She was waving to her sister Ali, who had come to visit her? at the morgue. This family.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
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54 Responses to ?Linnocent claims her new veneers are just her old meth teeth, whitened?
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My goodness. Those teeth are so much whiter, straighter across the edges, and BIGGER. Bet they cost her some $$$.
ETA: Maybe the dentist gave her free services for tweeting and other good stuff.
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Three more days! I really hope that she gets the maximum sentence, to be served only IN JAIL.
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She could have bulimia too, like Amy, her face is similar way puffy plus the teeth.. of course, could be just drugs. eck.
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Having her sister visit her at her community service just goes to prove that no one in this family knows any kind of boundaries. You don?t get visitors at court appointed community service.
They all make me sick.
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The shape & size of her teeth have totally changed! It us undoubtedly veneers and NOT just a Zoom whitening.
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You know, to give her the benefit of the doubt I actually went and zoomed in (I know. *shudders*). I concur, those are veneers. Big, bright, shiny, whitey veneers.
Since I was there (I know!)I gave a long hard look at her receding hairline and came to the conclusion that she?s not vapid and clueless from drugs but from actual hair bleach. It MUST have seeped in by now.
Also, and lastly, being still zoomed in (I KNOW!), the can on the counter looks like Orangeade or something. So why does the liquid in the glass look bubble-less and deep yellow?
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As someone who has veneers I?ll be willing to bet that?s a temporary grill/flipper, not veneers. Here?s the thing - although the veneers themselves only take one or two visits, you cannot just suddenly run out and get veneers if you have active decay and/or gum disease, both of which Lindsay was showing sure signs of. No dentist would just throw them over unhealthy teeth and gums because it would be potentially dangerous to the person?s health celeb or not. When I got mine my dentist didn?t think my gums were healthy enough and made me prep with regular pro cleanings for six months prior. And believe me, my dental hygeine has always been much, much better than Lohan?s. If someone is an active drug addict or active bulimic they are simply not a candidate for cosmetic work such as veneers. If they are in recovery the dentist would monitor them for a while first until the deterioration had stabilized. And any dentist would be able to tell Lindsay?s lifestyle habits whatever lies she spins. All she would have had done is a clean, a few fillings and gotten some new snap on teeth.
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What an accomplishment!! She walks around like a happy freaking idiot while the world laughs at her.
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Lindsay stared in disbelief at her Twitter feed, then got distracted by the glorious reflection in the mirror she had taped to her second-hand laptop. Then of course the mirror made her think of sea jasper, so she poured a small cup?s worth onto her desk and snorted like it was going out of fashion.
Eventually she came back to her Twitter feed, and she felt some of the joy from her jasper buzz wear off. What was WRONG with the world?! Hadn?t she just TOLD these people she?d only gotten her teeth whitened?! Why were they trusting their jealous, hater EYES over *HER* word? Unbelievable. Everyone knows the truth is whatever you decide it is - hadn?t these people even been homeschooled? That was, like, the MAIN lesson!! She decided then and there that something had to be done about the poor education in this country. ?POOTIE!? she sexily screamed, ?GET ME THE PRESIDENT ON THE PHONE, I HAVE TO-? Then she broke off, distracted by the intense beauty she could see in the mirror.
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@mew I think it might be a combination of drugs and bulimia and smoking tobacco. The speed at which her teeth became so fugged up makes me think this. Meth and crack take time to make teeth that bad. I guess it?s hard to know though, given her veneer situation. She could have been hiding the slow and steady progress of decay caused by the drugs with the veneers. Stupid bitch needs to realize that if she keeps treating her real teeth so badly, there won?t be anything to attach the veneers to eventually. And getting them removed and put back on so often probably isn?t good for the teeth - don?t most veneers require that the teeth get shaved down a bit so people don?t end up looking like Mr. Dink from Doug?
Also, who is that nurse person? Is she LL?s morgue minder, to make sure she doesn?t slip into a room and try to smoke the formaldehyde?
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This chick wouldn?t know the truth if it came up and poured her a drink. Those are brand spanking new teeth. Her relationship with her sister is weird. She doesn?t go anywhere without her. I feel so sorry for Ali. Poor kid, she?s been seeing and knowing way too much for way too long.
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I thought that was Leann Rimes. It?s a completely new smile, don?t try that Zoom crap with us, honey, we have access to the BEFORES, not just the after!
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Thank God the Cracken covered her crack teefs! They were so gross to look at, never mind the gunk and plaque, way to use a toothbrush, Crackie!
They call her yuckmouth, cuz she don?t brush, how about a little kiss?
Please tell me I am not the only one who remembers that on TV as a kid?
Also, it?s Sunday! Time for a Crackgate party!
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Karen and Aqua, your in.
Update
Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?
bellaluna - To Be Announced
Firecracker - 1/Yes/16 Wkly
LeeLoo - 1/Yes/16 Total
Diane - 1/YES
MacScore - 1/Yes
Sillyone - 2/No/16 Wkly
Morticians - 2/No/16 Wkly
Lady D - 2/No/16 Total
Green Eyes - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
ladybert62 - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
Seal Team - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
HannahF - 2/Yes/16 Total
Cathy - 2/Yes/16 Total
WTF - 3/YES/16 Total
Dawning Red - 3/No/16 Wkly
Lucky Charm - 3/Yes/16 Wkly
Aqua - 3/Yes/16 Wkly
Bess - 4/No/16 Wkly
Original Tiffany - 4/Yes/16 Wkly
Newtsgal - 4/Yes/16 Wkly
Karen - 5/Yes/16 Wkly
Nina - 6/No/16 Total
Madisyn - 2/Yes/16 Total -
This twit must look through rose tinted glasses 24/7. Here?s hoping the judge is as blind as Lindsay thinks we all are. Nice chiclets.
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Awesome. Sticking to the script exactly. So transparent. Narcissist or moron or both? Both.
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LMOL! I?m thoroughly amused at the possibility that she thinks she so cleverly fooled us with that explanation!
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Who does this idiot think she?s fooling? No one, bitch. And I assume the lady in yellow works at the morgue? She looks to be enjoying herself a little too much with her famous community service pupil. Is this smug crackhead ever going to get what she deserves? Doubtful.
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I wonder how long Cracken McMethMouth?s veneers will hold up under the chemical onslaught of her meth-tastic lifestyle.
So delusional, it?s becoming funny.
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Just bleached? C?mon who do U think ya foolin??!
Her rotten teeth reminded me of something and I finally figured out what:
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She is still a beautiful woman with a lot of growing up to do. She obviously has problems, look at the man that calls himself her father. What has she done to any of you negative people out there, you would rather spend your tax dollars on locking her up like an animal. Why can?t you want good for her instead of all the bad stuff. She hasn?t hurt anyone but herself, and now with the her teeth she looks beautiful, I just hope she put away the ashtray. I hope none of you have the nerve to actually call yourselves real Christians, because you certainly are NOT acting like it! Someone should tell her to stop exposing herself so much, there are too many mean haters in the world.
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@ Criss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAa
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I never call myself a Christian, and I don?t mind making fun of mean-spirited, self-centered adults who continuously do stupid things, especially if they are criminals, e.g., Lindsay.
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?I hope none of you have the nerve to actually call yourselves real Christians?
Nope, we?re all pagan jellus mean bitch/h8trs. Nice to see you here, Innocent - did Dr. Dorfman give you a ZOOM on your user name?
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LOOOL what a little liar. Honestly, I think her biggest problem is being a compulsive liar.
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@Paul? Having your sister watch you pose for Playboy doesn?t say much about her either. She truly doesn?t get how very far she?s fallen. Why would you want your sister to witness such a low point in your life?
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A beautiful smile makes all the difference, veneers or not I say at least she put her Playboy money to a good use. Now if only she would go back to being a redhead.
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@thinkaboutit- I thought the same thing! They must have the same dentist. Much improvement but I don?t think that it will last if she doesn?t clean up her act. I still feel sorry for her. I am blessed to have great parents that raised me right and she hasn?t. It isn?t the best excuse since I know plenty of people who have lived through much worse and came out stronger for it. I am holding out hope for her little siblings but I am not holding my breath.
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Well the teeth look good.
And that?s all I?ve got for this Trick.
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She still has rotting meth teeth under the veneers, and a little Googling shows that the veneers won?t stand up long to meth or crack smoking.
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Just because people aren?t encouraging her behaviour doesn?t mean they are haters. This girl is a liar, thief, drug addict, probable alcoholic and more. She has been going on down a path of destruction for years and the reason why she has refused to get help is because she has people in her life encouraging her. People haven?t been ?hating on her? enough or else she would cut this shit out. Yes she has shit parents but it?s not an excuse for her ongoing wreckless behaviour. She either has to get clean or die. She can?t keep on her path.
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@Criss
I hope you see the irony of standing in judgement of people who calling out The Cracken on her illegal and immoral antics.
Methinks you don?t get the whole ?Christian Thing? either.
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@Criss?.not everyone on the planet is Christian! Stupid comment #1. She leaves herself wide open to nasty comments because a)they rapidly come out of her own mouth b)she is self centered and believes she is entighteled. She treats people horribly. So yes, yes we can be snarky and mean. What?s your excuse.
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Now let?s discuss that hairline. ?Cause that is all sorts of incorrect.
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I don?t care what she twated, those are brand new teeth.
@Criss, I refer to myself as a heathen, so I?m in the clear to Blohan Bash
Maybe I?ll start my own church ?clan of the Craken.? we can smoke crack and go on spiritual journeys, hustle johns, blame everyone else for our problems and shoplift pretty things (and earn tax exempt status)! Who else is in?
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I just love the trio of pics at the bottom of Lindsay with the lady in scrubs. At first they?re all like ?Oh look something happy? Smiles! Then in the last one it?s like something horrible happened. Maybe someone ran over a squirrel or something and they?re staring aghast in horror.
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I hope they sand-blasted her off before the PB shoot.
And WTF is with THAT HAIR?!? Did she clean out a Party City fright wig section?
As for the teeth: my teeth are not in good shape (I have a congenital birth-anomaly, so dental insurance wouldn?t cover it) and a prescription med for Fibromyalgia (before they had actual meds to treat it) made it all the worse.
She didn?t just ?pop in? for a whitening treatment. She?s got some temporaries until the real deal comes in and gets installed.
Ah-ah-ah, Morticians: it?s Clan of the Crackbear (or Crackhead). Don?t want to get sued like E*trade!
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Whooaaa!! What is up with the hairline in the top pic?? OMG that goes past the middle of her noggin! And that forehead holy mother and Joseph! I have never seen a forehead to big in my life.
Just throwing it out there I am not a Christian, I?m a bitch..(That?s a religion right? If not, it should be.)
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Gurl, please. Those are new teeth.
@Madisyn?put me down for 5/No/40hrs wkly
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@Faye, or maybe they were told to shut the damn door and get back to work. I see CS is a hardship.
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Playboy must use hairstylists on crack. Because, that is one crack-y weave! She pulls her hair back, and voila!
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OH PU-LEEZE?We all know you?re hiding your meth teeth behind new veneers so stop with the ?Zoom? lies.
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anyone check the corpses at the morgue for missing teeth?
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zoom does not change the shape of the teeth!!
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That?s what she wore to clean toilets at the morgue?
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ummm. does she have fivehaed or receding hair line? honest question
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She did not pay for those teeth. No effing way. She crack hustled her way to a new smile. I?m sure she gave the dentist a beej and said she would tweet about how wonderful the guy is and he went for it.
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ZOOM is a cleaner/whitener it does not change the shape or size?.i.e. bitch your teefs look like Chicklets!
I totally agree with you guys that say they are not vaneers, I think they are flippers like Charlie Sheen wears.
Now if she would fix that busted weave and go back to her natural color.
Stop calling the paps, take some acting classes, stay home once in a while and maybe movie type people would give her a shot at something, but my gut tells me she has burnt too many bridges.
*waves to everybody* -
The Original Mia
The last part of the bet is did the judge say she needs to complete 16 hours TOTAL or 16 hours WEEKLY, thats it, can?t be anything else.
Update
Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?
bellaluna - To Be Announced
Firecracker - 1/Yes/16 Wkly
LeeLoo - 1/Yes/16 Total
Diane - 1/YES
MacScore - 1/Yes
Sillyone - 2/No/16 Wkly
Morticians - 2/No/16 Wkly
Lady D - 2/No/16 Total
Green Eyes - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
ladybert62 - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
Seal Team - 2/Yes/16 Wkly
HannahF - 2/Yes/16 Total
Cathy - 2/Yes/16 Total
WTF - 3/YES/16 Total
Dawning Red - 3/No/16 Wkly
Lucky Charm - 3/Yes/16 Wkly
Aqua - 3/Yes/16 Wkly
Bess - 4/No/16 Wkly
Original Tiffany - 4/Yes/16 Wkly
Newtsgal - 4/Yes/16 Wkly
karen - 5/Yes/16 Wkly
Original Mia - 5/No/?
Nina - 6/No/16 Total
Madisyn - 2/Yes/16 TotalBelle
You know where were at. Right now. BRB
P.S. RumorFix is reporting they have to do the Playboy shoot all over again. HA! Like we didn?t all see that one coming.
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She had the composites put in 3 days after the rot teeth pictures. Remember those photos 2 Sundsays ago (before her court date) where we noticed her teeth looked whiter and different? I am forced to agree with Manic Pixie Dream Girl in that Crackie crack hustled her way to a new smile.
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Yup. Veneers. Her real teeth were seriously eroding. Looks much better. But lies beneath is still cracked to all hell. Literally.
And her cheek injection bruises are much better.
I think she has always had a high hairline. Anyone?
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Yeah..she probably has temps?see here.
http://www.snaponsmile.com/
She will probably do the full veneers when her gums and teeth are at the condition to do so. But anything looks better than the way they looked before at this point. -
Did anyone else notice the booze and cigarettes on the nightstand? haha
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