Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Guess Who Is Taking Your Furry Wet Dreams To A Whole New Level?

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 5:15pm.
Well, that is fucking SCARY, man! I totally get why those kids were terrified. As a child, any kind of Santa or Easter Bunny or mascot or character scared the shit out of me. The worst was when they worse gloves but you could feel their bony hands inside them. *shiver* And to see it lurking outside your window? Some people really don't understand kids.

They still make me uneasy and I'm 40 years old.

Another reason why I understand the French banning the full head covering. It's very disturbing to encounter a human form and not see a real face. Very unsettling on a gut level.
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Well, I feel horribly guilty now for laughing; you're absolutely right.

I think the real trouble started when the stupid mom shrieked "OH MY GOD!!" The kids were startled and frightened by the looming man-rabbit, and instantly turned to Mommy for guidance. Since she was screaming "with delight" or whatever, they got even more scared.

And since when do moms yell "Oh my GOD!" at things like the Easter Bunny arriving? That was practically a curse word when I was a kid. You didn't say "Oh my God!" unless someone had just been decapitated, or there was a twister headed this way. "Oh my God!" is the new "You don't say."

I remember all us kids sobbing with terror one Christmas Eve, when a hideous rubber-faced Santa Claus appeared (by knocking menacingly on the front door, as is Santa's m.o.). I quickly got my wits about me after noticing Santa Claus was wearing my grandmother's big ugly glasses over the mask.

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