gmbcorp today: Hot Guy Good Friday: A Prayer for Your Biscuits

Gaspard Ulliel. Our headliner comes via a request, although I?ve featured Gaspard several times before. I always honor requests for him though, just because I love looking through photos of him. He?s a dreamboat, a French, haughty, sexy, photogenic dreamboat, and he loves to pose for photos. He?s mainly an actor, but he has a little side-business going as an in-demand model. Also: Yes, his chin is epic. But for some reason, the chin doesn?t bother me on Gaspard. He makes it work, right?

Blair Underwood. CB and I were discussing how hot Blair is and was and always will be earlier this week, when we were talking about Tyler Perry movies and how some good actors end up getting surprisingly meaty, fun roles in Perry?s films. I pointed out Blair (as well as Idris!), and that sent CB and I off on a Blair-induced mutual lust thing. He really is F-I-N-E. I prefer him with some facial hair, though - I think he looks slightly dorky without something on his face.

Kenneth Branagh. I talking about my Ken-lust earlier this week - he was posing with his Thor star, Chris Hemsworth, and it became obvious to most of us that Kenneth Branagh was the more bone-able of the two. Now, I am totally still mad at him regarding Emma Thompson. But I might be thawing (in my drawers).

Hugh Jackman. What is there to say about Hugh? I know the gays want to claim him, and maybe they should, but Hugh?s sexuality isn?t even that much of a hot topic for me. If he is, so be it, and if he isn?t, that?s nice too. I like that he seems like an involved, hands-on dad who adores his kids. I love that he?s a song-and-dance man. I love that he actually TRIES to win people over - a great skill to have when you?re, say, hosting the Oscars, and a skill that James Franco is lacking.

Walton Goggins (By Bedhead) If you?re not watching ?Justified? on FX, there?s a very good chance that you?ve also had plenty of people insist that you?re really missing out on an outstanding show. Those people are absolutely correct. However, if you have had the pleasure of catching Timothy Olyphant (a recent Hot Guy Friday headliner) in action as Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, then you?re also quite familiar with his nemesis (and occasional ally), Boyd Crowder, who is played with an amoral certainty by one Walton Goggins. While this guy isn?t classically handsome by any stretch, he?s still got a very strange sexiness about the way he talks and moves with an impressive intensity. Also, that smile.

Dwayne Johnson (By Bedhead) In his capacity as ?The Rock,? he has always been the only professional wrestler who can pull off those terribly nonsensical catchphrases with any manner of aplomb and has been known to induce spontaneous pregnancy with a deft lift of the People?s Eyebrow. As an actor, Dwayne Johnson ebbs and flows but certainly does impress the most in those action movies, in which he inevitably stalks around in a furious manner while doing all sorts of stereotypically manly things. Still, he even looks good wearing a damn tutu.

Jeremy Renner (By Bedhead) Other than Renner?s obvious physical appeal, the main attraction here is that he is an actor?s actor and stays as far away as possible from the massive publicity machine that turns Hollywood into a tabloid-laden nightmare. Instead, Renner prefers to show up on set and do his job in a wholly professional manner, and his riveting performances (especially in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The Town, and The Hurt Locker) reflect as much. Plus, he?s just really damn cute.

Jacky Ido (By Bedhead) This French actor might not ring many bells with U.S. audiences as of yet, but he did make one hell of an impression as the devoted Marcel in Inglourious Basterds. No matter how many times I watch the moment when Ido?s character smiled up at his lover?s face on the screen and said, ?Oui, Shoshanna,? before tossing his cigarette into a ready-made inferno, it never fails to send chills down my spine. Ido is damn good, and I?m hoping that he?ll one day have the chance to make it onto our shores once more. Hire him, directors!

Bill Murray (By Bedhead) Oh, how I adore this guy, who can do absolutely no wrong in my eyes. Even though he?s been in a few horrifically crappy movies (Garfield immediately rears its ugly head), Bill F****cking Murray has also acted within so many of my favorite films (Stripes, Lost In Translation, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, and Broken Flowers) too. Furthermore, he?s got a great reputation for treating his fans immensely well and crashing random karaoke parties just for fun. Usually, I don?t get hot for ?older? guys, but I?d so hit that with some tequila on the side.

Skeet Ulrich (By CB) It?s a shame what they did to this guy?s character on Law and Order: LA and I?m not going to give away any spoilers except to say that I?m not watching the show anymore, which I guess is a pretty big spoiler. I love this guy?s kind of sad damaged aura, like he?s been hurt and needs some consolation. I would help him get over it.

Ethan Hawke (By CB) This one is for Kaiser, because she was just gushing and then feeling guilt for her crush on this skeevy man, who cheated on America?s then-sweetheart with a 19 year-old model and then ended up in marital bliss(?) with the nanny. There is something very hot about him, and he exudes smarmy sex. I prefer the cleaner cut Ethan, the one around the time that Gattaca came out, when he was so young and pretty and had the potential to be a decent family man. We should have seen the signs.

Anthony Mackie (By CB) We feature Anthony regularly and there?s a very obvious and very good reason for that. He?s hot, he?s confident without being arrogant, he?s his own man and he?s the kind of guy who could make you laugh one moment and beg for more on your knees the next. He?s our dessert today, and I?ll call him gelato. He melts in your mouth and is delicious without being terrible for you.