Friday, August 26, 2011

Programming Note & Afternoon Crumbs

Programming Note: This will probably be my last post of the day, because I'm flying to California in a few hours to do some Driving Miss Daisy shit. My mom had shoulder surgery and can't operate a motor vehicle (OR SO SHE SAYS) so I have to chauffeur her around while she yells at me to not drive so fast and to count to 5 at every stop sign before hitting the gas. I'll be doing this for the next 3 weeks. Fun!

My flight isn't until tonight, but I'm leaving early since I've been told that the highways are full of Apocalypse-ready hos marching towards the safe lands. I know, perfect timing, especially since my apartment is in a mandatory evacuation zone. I'm not even trying to board shit. I'm taking my dog, the only t-shirt I wear and saying a prayer that Irene doesn't break my favorite new bong. But anyway, fuck that bitch Irene, In-N-Out here I come! Now on to crumbs....

Andrew Garfield is so the Anne Archer to Jim Carrey's Glenn Close - Lainey Gossip

If Brit Brit was our history teacher, we'd all get As, because ho doesn't know which letters come after that - The Superficial

Team Orange Flowers - Towleroad

Lacey Schwimmer or Brooke Hogan in a fun house mirror? - Hollywood Tuna

White Oprah's sumptuous skin looks like old coke marinating in kitchen grease - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce's new video looks like a commercial for House of Derriere's new line of glitter lube - Celebitchy

Justin Theroux is putting Sugar Mama Aniston's credit card to good use - Just Jared

Are you happy to see me or is that just an AAAAAAAAAAHHHH THAT'S A FUCKING SNAKE YOU CRAZY BITCH! - The Daily What

Man Down Code 10: Posh in flats - Popsugar

Peter Facinelli should always look like this - ICYDK

I'll say it, KAT FIGHT! - Crunk + Disorderly

Knocked up Duff, take 1 - Popoholic

Knocked up Duff, take 2 - Hollywood Rag

Did Cee Lo explode on a solid gold disco ball or did a solid gold disco ball explode on Cee Lo? - Moe Jackson

RiRi's new video sponsored by a Flip camera with no flash - The Berry

Pussy hole - Cityrag

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