Dear God, FINALLY. My prayers, they were answered. We finally got some nice photos of Michael Fassbender at the Venice Film Festival photo call for A Dangerous Method. We already covered some of the early photos here - but this post is going to be ALL FASSIE. And some Viggo and Vincent, because I?m feeling generous (but mostly because I?m suffused in Fass-lust). By the way, early reviews are saying that the movie is really good. Does it even matter, though? I mean, I?m glad Fassbender made a good movie, but I would see it regardless just because of the key words ?Fassbender? and ?spanking?.
So, do you like the way my lover looks here? I?d be lying if I said that I wasn?t hot for him always, however he was styled. I think the shaved head is an improvement from the bleach-blonde look that he had for several months while he was working in London. You can see a hint of ginger here, as you should. I?m also obsessed with his arms. Michael is BUILT - he may look like a stringy, skinny boy, but he?s muscular and he?s just?*falls out of chair in a lustful reverie*
Fassie was also talking about how he prepared for his role as Carl Jung. While Viggo Mortensen and Keira Knightley made it sound like they did mountains of research, Fassie admitted, ?I found all I needed to find in just one source: a book called Jung for Children. It was like a sort of ?idiot?s guide,? to Jung.?
There?s video of the cast arrival too. STOP PUTTING THE CAMERA ON KEIRA. One, she doesn?t like it. Two, there?s a perfectly good Fassdong right there, just waiting to be photographed.
UPDATE: Okay, I?m just adding more photos, including close-ups of his gorgeous face, and full-length photos so you can see his awesome jeans and flip-flops (OMG, I WEAR FLIP-FLOPS TOO!). Oh, and I love his little dance on the carpet. He?s so beautiful.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Michael Fassbender
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31 Responses to ?Michael Fassbender is finally here to soothe our savage biscuits?
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OMG. I still remember him as Christensen in the Band of Brothers. Good times?
It?s always nice to see some of the cast of that miniseries getting serious work.
And Fassbender?s hot.
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He has a loverly smile
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MIchael is a ray of sunshine. Always happy and smily, no brooding wannabe Brando like the rest of the actors these days. Also love how unpretentious he is in talking about his preparations.
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I?m surprised I?m a little more into Cassel here. Weird.
And I?ll always love Viggo Mortensen. Always ? even if he roots for the wrong football team (bah!).
About the movie: it?s David Cronenberg, bitches. He has yet to disappoint me.
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Fassy, Vincent, Viggo? very nearly a HGF!
(A dash of Keanu, in honor of his birthday today, would have been nice too, and maybe some Christoph - that would have been a bingo!
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Wow I never understood until now.
Thanks for that?now I want to know why he is called Fassdong, um, is there you know, a reason *ahem* for that? -
Viggo! He is one of my all time favorites. And skinny, stringy muscular are my favorite types of male bodies so Fassbender come on over.
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Fassbender has a big d***. Watch the X-Men or the film Hunger where he is completely naked.
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My God, pics of Harry and now this. When did gingers become so hot? Geez, my whole world is turning upside down : P
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@ Hilary:
I once sent a link to Kaiser (from Squarehippies) showing screen caps of Hunger. But the bastards removed the post!!!
I also saw a picture showing a bulge but it?s blurry and, I don?t know, looked photoshopped/weird.
EDIT: while searching for the weird picture of the Fassdong, I found this (NSFW):
http://pangplay.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-life-andrew-lincoln.html?zx=16765a627c038736
It?s the dude from The Walking Dead. By the way, the Hunger pictures can be found there too (NSFW as well).
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I don?t see it ladies, sorry.
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Found a page dedicated to it (the bulge):
http://fassbenderobsession.tumblr.com/tagged/michael_fassbender_bulge
Enjoy! Now I?m off to dig my forever dong?s pictures.
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This gif is pretty awesome too. Sorry for the multiple posts ? I couldn?t edit my previous one.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo55069f581qevrlbo1_500.gif
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He?s very charismatic and sexy onscreen when it?s a motion picture. In still shots though, I always find him a little methy looking.
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This is the hottest he?s looked since BoB. Cleaned up looks nice on him!!
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Fassie is the hottest. Have you seen him dance to James Brown?s ?Get Up Offa that Thing? in the movie Fish Tank?
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Have you seen the sex scenes from Fish Tank? Oh God!
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I?ve seen the Fassdong in Hunger, I?ve seen Fish Tank and Angel, I?ve seen him strutting that ass in X-Men. I?ve seen almost everything he?s done.
Except for that dumb-looking one he did with Megan Fox.
FASSDONG 4 EVA.
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All I need are the words ?Fass and spanking? and I?m there ? hope the movie is good
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Thank you thank you thank you! I?ve been missing the Fassbender love and its not your fault - he just doesn?t get enough coverage. Obviously this needs to change.
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I?ve liked Michael Fassbender for a long time, and it?s great to see him get more recognition. But Viggo?that man is my ultimate lover.
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hello S M O K I N G ! ! !!
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@Kaiser
After watching Fright Night last weekend, I think Anton Yelchin is going to grow up into a Fassbender-style hottie. He?s got that young lanky look and chiseling that becomes wonderful in the 30s and up.What do you think?
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Sorry ladies, everything was nice?until i saw the flip-flops?that seriously broke my heart?
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These are NOT good pictures of Fassie. The armpit stains..the flip-flops?he looks dirty and not in a good way.
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He ruined it with the flip flops! Any other place but here!
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Kaiser, wait till you see the red carpet pictures where he?s like gingery deity in a black suit + golden tie ? it?s criminally hot!
He also seems to genuinely enjoy himself, and the enthusiasm is totally contagious. -
Fassy, Vincent, Viggo?..I think I died and went straight to heaven!!, oh my goodness gracious!!
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Fassieeeee!!!
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Alrighty! Thanks for the links on Fassdong now I?m frustrated!@#!#$%!
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