Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Crap We Missed ? Friday 9.30.11

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If this is a brochure for your school, now would be a good time to dropout and focus on how you?re going to wage emotional revenge on your parents over the next 20 years for sending you there because clearly they hate you.

Welcome to Friday?s The Crap We Missed, coming at you early because there?s literally nothing going on and, well, it?s Friday. So here?s the long and short of it: The Munchkin Guild instructs Jay Z to tell Gwyneth Paltrow her children?s garments have been rendered ? and maybe drive her to the Piggly Wiggly, Orlando Bloom still can?t believe all this only cost him his first born son on his fifth birthday (They stop being cute after that anyway.) and the saddest moment in David Hasselhoff?s entire life. I?m talking one of his daughters could die and he?d be like, ?Remember when I couldn?t get a burger? Now that?s emotional turmoil that shakes you to very core.?

Attention all nerds who know who Vampirella is, you?ll need some spare Underoos handy,

- The Superficial

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