Keeping with the theme of hiring obscure European actress/models for Daniel Craig to bang, here?s Berenice Marlohe, the new Bond girl in the Sam Mendes directed Skyfall. Considering I couldn?t tell you a thing that happened in the boring-as-shit Quantum of Solace ? No, wait. James Bond had a gun. ? I?m guessing this is good news? Maybe? I dunno. Is she divorcing anybody? I hear that?s hot these days. Or better yet, did she birth a Bieber baby? Because, seriously, it?s time to start marketing this franchise to kids or else who the hell?s watching it?
BERENICE: James, this bomb?s totally going to explode in thirty seconds!
JAMES: Then that gives me just enough time ? *unzip pants* ? to pour some maple syrup?
BERENICE: Whoa! No condom?
JAMES: Pfft, girl, we?re just holding hands. In our pants?
(You?re welcome, Sony.)
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