I didn?t think it was possible, but it seems the Kardashians have topped last year?s ridiculous holiday card. BEHOLD:
WHO SENDS OUT A HOLIDAY CARD LIKE THIS? For one thing, this lacks any semblance of cheer (the sequins don?t count; also, way to go, Kris, in allowing yourself to be the only person in color, but the color in question is close enough to the wall that you almost look like a floating head; appropriate, perhaps, for the Great and Powerful Oz of this particular family). Additionally, the fact that everyone in the family is wearing a bow tie does not make you guys look boss, it makes you look like a family full of maitre d?s. The additional fact that NONE OF YOU are making eye contact with each other ? not even with THE SMALL CHILD ABOUT TO TUMBLE DOWN THE STAIRS ? makes you look like asshole maitre d?s, as well as people who hate each other on general principle. And listen, I get that a lot of people are crabby during the holidays, but we FAKE IT. We don?t send out a card that basically says, ?We?re probably all trying to poison each other MERRY CHRISTMAS.?
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