Thursday, March 31, 2011

Fug the Cover: Jessica Simpson

Sigh.

I give up. It?s fine. Just run around in outfits that are too small for you all you want. Let major magazines snap pictures of you using the directive, ?pretend you?re six, and you just finished an awesome floor routine at Little Sassy?s Gymnastic Academy and Juice Bar.? Never close your mouth, ever, if that?s how you feel ? seriously, take your wedding photos with your mouth hanging open. At least we all know you?re getting oxygen to your brain.� Do whatever you want. I mean it. Your company is on track to make a billion dollars this year. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT THAT WAS NOT A TYPO ONE BILLION DOLLARS. So ? now as ever ? I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM EVEN TALKING ABOUT.



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