?Surnames? Where we?re going, we don?t need surnames??
After her father was arrested for domestic abuse again this week, Lindsay Lohan is officially changing her name to just ?Lindsay,? and Dina Lohan is reverting back to her maiden name, so rejoice, for the gin-beast shall falleth off the face of the earth into the yonder abyss of Obscurity. Popeater reports:
?Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,? Dina tells me, exclusively. ?Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.?
Lindsay had been thinking about dropping her surname for some time but at first thought no one would know who she was. It was only after the infamous Super Bowl E-trade advertisement referring to a baby as ?that milkaholic Lindsay,? that the actress knew she no longer needed it.
?So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list,? a family friend tells me. ?And it?s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family wants anything to do with Lindsay?s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.?
Right. Because it?s the Lohan last name that was holding her back. That?s been the albatross here. Not the rampant drug addiction, diva behavior and rampant kleptomaniacism. Had she done this sooner instead of going to stupid rehab, she could?ve moved on to robbing banks and skiing with Charlie Sheen down a literal mountain of cocaine by now. I heard he hands out Bentleys for two minutes of sex. No foolin?.
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