gmbcorp today: Hot Guy Friday: Sixty Seconds to Dong

Timothy Olyphant. For my, my Overwhelming Olyphant Love all began when CB gave me an Amazon gift certificate. After browsing for a bit, I decided to blow my largesse on the Season 1 DVDs of Justified, the FX series starring Mr. Olyphant. I had been hearing such great things about the series, and I had caught a few minutes here and there, and I liked the premise: an Elmore Leonard-created character, a Kentucky-born-and-bred federal marshal who comes home to fight crime, and he keeps getting dragged into old, musty family dramas. Now, I was a general fan of Olyphant before Justified - I really, really enjoyed his work in Damages, but I wasn?t, like, Fassbender-hot for him. After pouring through the Justified DVDs, though, I am completely enamored. He?s got this long, wiry, panther-like body, and the man can wear a pair of jeans and a cowboy hat. He can wear just about anything, honestly. Or nothing.

Eric Bana. Usually, Bana doesn?t get me all hot and bothered, but as I was looking through these photos, he was doing it for me. He has a really sexy little glint in his eyes, doesn?t he? Naughty bastard. I?ve been thinking about Bana the past few weeks, and I didn?t realize why he had come to mind. Then it occurred to me as I watching television - he?s in the trailer for that new Cate Blanchett movie, Hanna. He?s in the trailer for like a split second, and it took me two weeks to figure out that it?s him. My sub-conscious was trying to tell me. And now my sub-conscious is telling me to drool over these photos.

John Leguizamo. Is John hot? Well, let me ask you this: is being insanely talented hot? While John has moments (days, weeks, months) of not really being all that sexy to look at, the man is crazy talented. I?ve seen his stand-up - it?s not just straight comedy, it?s more like one-man plays that involved comedy, drama, tragedy and hijinks. He?s brilliant and crazy and wonderful. I love him.

Guy Pearce. I asked you bitches earlier this week if we should include Guy, and I?m so happy you agreed. We?ve done Guy a few times before, but he deserves more love. As I was looking up some of his older photos, I realized that I had forgotten how ?pretty? he used to be. He used to be just a gorgeous man. Time, experience, and a drug addiction that he conquered took their toll, however, and he lost a bit of his prettiness. Thankfully, he stayed hot. Now he?s just manly and filled-out and kind of an older sexy-pants.

Josh Holloway. Oh, I know I include him often enough. Holloway gets a lot of love around these parts. So I have a weakness for Southern hustlers with easy smiles and cute butts (see also: Timothy Olyphant, who isn?t really Southern, but let?s pretend). I?m adding him this week because there were new photos of him posing with book at some event. Just like Kate Bosworth! Only I think Josh was posing with book because the event had something to do with children?s literacy. The Bos posed with a book because she?s a famewhore.

Garret Dillahunt. By repeated request, for some reason. Don?t get me wrong - I like Garret, a lot. He?s one of the best and most versatile character actors working today. Seriously, check out his IMDB page - he?s done EVERYTHING. I?ve seen him in everything from Oscar-winning films like No Country for Old Men, to bit parts on Law & Order, to his current comedic gig on Raising Hope (he plays baby Hope?s grandpa). What I will always remember him in, however, is his creepy turn in a show I absolutely loved, Life (starring Damian Lewis). Garret played the head Russian mobster/psychopath Roman Novikov. Anyway, enjoy:

Morris Chestnut (By CB) I?m not a fan of the skinny goatee, if you?re going to grow a goatee do it full and proud, but this guy?s gorgeous features make up for it. There?s nothing like a bald man who works the look with a little facial hair. Chestnut, 42, is a TV actor who most recently on V. I love the specs of gray in his beard and the way he?s undressing me with those eyes.

Bruce Willis (By CB) Speaking of hot bald men, here?s an action movie staple who hasn?t faded with age. Remember Bruce in the old days, working what hair he had left along with that sexy sneer? There?s something so powerful about him, like he knows what he wants and how to take ~~you~~ it. I still find him very hot.

Edgar Ramirez (By CB) Edgar is the baddie in The Bourne Ultimatum who fought with Matt Damon until the death in that gripping bathroom fight scene. He?s Venezuelan and is making a name for himself. There are rumors that he?s about to play a villain in the Superman franchise. Edgar needs some scruff and short hair to look his best, but he?s still adorable with floppy long hair, like the guy you didn?t take seriously in college and ended up having mind blowing drunken sex with.

Chris Hemsworth (By CB) What took me so long to notice this beautiful Aussie? Chris is Liam Hemsworth?s older brother at all of 27 and was in the Star Trek reboot. I?m disappointed to learn that he recently married actress Elsa Pataky, but I think it?s safe to assume that it won?t last. He?ll soon be on the market again, looking to drown his sorrows with a new girlfriend. He looks too scrawny in this shirtless pic, but I?m including it anyway, if only to imagine how much better he looks filled out and like a real man.

Matt Damon (By CB): Damon is my forever dong, my go-to fantasy, the guy I?ve found fascinating since I saw Good Will Hunting in theaters. He?s rarely made a dick move in public, (the whole dumping Mini Driver thing on Oprah was minor compared to what other actors have done) he?s grown into an admirable man, husband and father, and I love what an outspoken, funny guy he is. He will tell you his opinion and he won?t be pretentious about it. Damon is our dessert today and he?s creme brulee, the dessert of kings, the dessert that?s in a class by itself, crunchy and satisfying the outside, soft and delectable and melt in your mouth on the inside.