Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:27pm.
Madge, honey, it's your agent. Look, we didn't get the spin we wanted from you banging that Muslim kid. The public felt you came off as needy and creepy. (beat) I know. Brainless couch monkeys, you said it.
Look, we got good press when you trotted the oldest boy out. The one with the unibrow, dad is the gay, Hispanic trick... Lourdes!! That's it!! (beat) Oh. A girl. Got it, making a note on the iPad now.
How about the black one? The public loves that multi-cultural crap. (beat) No, you do. No, not with Rodman, you adopted this one. (beat) From Africa. (beat) No, that's okay, people forget things like that all the time. Listen, just have your girl call the agency, he'll be with one of the nannies. (beat) No, don't worry, he'll be back in coach, you just have to walk out of the gate with him, the nanny will take him from there.
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Hahahaha!!! That's very clever. :)
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/06/21/time-to-feel-old-part-II
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