I have no idea why there are twenty-million photos of Linnocent in NYC this weekend. She must have called the paparazzi, because I can?t really see the photographers getting so many shots of her through the course of two days. Anyway, yes, Linnocent is in Manhattan, allegedly to spend time with her family and to take some ?fashion-related business meetings.? She was photographed, for the most part, wandering around alone, smoking cigarettes, posing, and looking crackie and busted. The white dress is Broderie Anglais, and I don?t know who designed the ugly purple fringed bag. Allegedly, she returns to LA today, where she will (hahahahaha) begin her community service and therapy in earnest. Surely she?ll find a way to screw it up, though.
Meanwhile, Linnocent might have a new gig! A website that ?outs? cheaters has offered Linnocent a promotional deal, allegedly:
Hollyscoop has the official documents that Cheaterville.com has extended an offer to Lindsay Lohan to endorse their anti-cheating website in the hopes that it will improve her image.
The Websites slogan is ?Fight Infidelity: Post a Known Cheater Now!? which is supposed to blacklist all cheaters and promote fidelity in relationships.
The company is approaching Lindsay in the hopes that it might clean up her bad girl image. Lindsay hasn?t been known as a ?cheater,? moreso for her ?party behavior? and run-in?s with the law, but who likes being cheated on? Nobody right? Hey, let?s endorse not cheating, why not?
Well actually, Lindsay was the victim of infidelity. She claims her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson cheated on her back in 2010. Lindsay was publicly outraged as she tweeted extensively about it saying, ?Being cheated on does wonders to you. I?m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call People. So you win, you broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.?
She also vented, ?And stop staying in the room below me, you?ve woken me and my mother up. Go to bed. Keep cheating - u win,? Lohan tweeted.
Who better than to endorse Cheaterville.com that LiLo especially since their tagline is ?don?t go down without a fight!?
She?s also being paid $25,000 for the endorsement. Part of Lindsay?s contract is she must appear at one event and record a :30 second PSA about why Cheating is wrong.
Lindsay?s already dabbled in PSA?s with her parody eHarmony profile PSA, so this should be a no-brainer.
Cheaterville.com?s CEO James A. McGibney writes in the offer, ?I?m extending this offer not only because we are huge fans, but because we would like to help bring your image into a ?better light.?
He says Cheaterville.com ?is an anti-cheating site designed to help people know what they are getting into when starting a new relationship. It?s also used by millions of people who want to expose a known cheater to the world.?
[From Hollyscoop]
Oh, poor Linnocent. She went psycho when Samantha Ronson just looked at another girl, poor thing! No mention of all of the boyfriends and husbands Linnocent has hooked up with over the years, I guess. This ?Cheaterville? thing seems sketchy as all hell, but that kind of works for Linnocent?s current image. ?You too can stalk your ex and make him or her wish that they had never met you, because you?re psycho and crackie.?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
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43 Responses to ?Linnocent might become the spokesperson for a cracked-out cheating site?
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you have got to be kidding me.
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Perfect. A sketchy company hires a sketchy, cracked-out spokesperson?.Cheaterville meets CrackieTown.
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Sure she?s gonna be a spokesperson?just like she was in Gotti, right? (And it?s more likely that she?s coming home to start hard-partying again - still? - than it is that she?s going to do her CS and counseling.)
That first pic made me lol & cover my mouth! Crackie?s such a mess. But did you notice there?s no fresh scabs on her scarred knees? Is that why there?s no pix of her ?being tripped by paps? outside bars & nightclubs?
But a wonderful way to continue my day (since my little man was up before 6 a.m.) and enjoy a laugh!
*waving @ brin*
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Maybe they think she?d be ideal, since she tried to call-out JT for cheating at that club. I guess they consider it ?work experience??
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I wish that crack whore would just fade away
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She looks like here go hell come. My God, it?s getting sad.
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Love the long sleeve white dress.
The bag is cool, but not with that outfit.
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Just pathetic. What comes next: Another brush with the law? Another trip to rehab? OD? Somebody step in and save her from herself. Ugh.
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I know that it?s not going to change the fact that she is a screwed up, crack addicted mess, but it would make it so much easier to have to look at this mess, if she would color her hair back as close as possible to her natural shade. I mean that bleached out blonde scrag, just screams worn out, used up whore.
Hey brin, the original bellaluna, Happy Sunday!
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A little OT
Blohan?s relationship with Samantha Ronson was her longest and most serious. I think there was a lot of mutual love there until LL?s addictions and legal problems became too much for Ronson to handle.
Is the general consensus out there that LiLo is gay or bi-sexual??
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She?s apparently staying at the hotel owned by Vikram Chadwal, the chap who funded her last trip to NYC to ?visit her family? while she stayed in the same pricey Manhattan hotel. He must like ?em skanky. I do believe that is a wig, though?in the pics where her hair is down, at least.
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I?ll grant her that the dress is cute, in a 1970s/granny?s tablecloth kind of way.
But Holy Hell, look at her hands! She?s got old-lady hands and she?s younger than I am. How does that happen? I know meth/heroin/Draino can prematurely age your face, but does that mess up your hands, too?
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God, she has some major coke bloat.
She is beyond self-parody now.
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Lilo keeping it classy as always.
Whether or not she actually signs on to be the cheaterville website spokesperson or not is a moot point now. That dude has it plastered all over the interwebs. He got his publicity bubble and hits off her name. Why should he pay her anything at this point? Where is her pr guy on this? Why isn?t Dina screaming lawsuit?
Unbelievable. Only in Lindsayland.
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@ Bess,, I think Linnocent would ?do? anything - for a bag of quartz crystals! Not sure how to classify that one!!
This site is sooo using our little crackie for publicity, and only 25k?my, her worth is dropping!
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She?s got quite a nice Rolex on, though.
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@ Bess, I don?t know if she considers herself gay or bi. I think she just doesn?t care what sex the person is, as long as she gets whatever drugs, etc. she wants.
And I hope these people don?t pay her upfront, if they expect her to honor the contract, lol! Anyone taking bets on how long before she totally bails on her cs & if she?ll go to jail for not completing it on time?
Good morning everyone, time to start on the Bloody Mary?s with a powdered coke doughnut. We can sit on the patio enjoying the beautiful weather!
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The purple bag truly is fug.
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fug, fug, with a side of fug.
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was watching mean girls the other day for a few minutes, and was thinking how pretty LL looked in that movie?looking at her now, you would think that movie had been made about 25 years ago, thats how bad she looks now?
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@Boo I think at this point 90% of her hair is fake, the rest is fried. I?m pretty sure her scull would be most grateful if she just stuck to wearing a wig.
Her situation is not even funny anymore. Why doesn?t anybody help her use her talent in the good way??? There was this Lou Taylor connection around the Betty Ford days. That woman helped Britney get back at least some of the respect she had had, can?t she get this idiot to work?
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Did y?all see her in the new Tyler Shields photo he released, where she?s wearing a black bra (at least we know she ones one) and holding a knife dripping with faux blood? She also has ?blood? smeared all around her mouth and hands and splattered on the white wall behind her. Keeping it klassy.
I can hate on Lindsay with the best of them, but I too am beginning to feel like she is in a real crisis that should be stopped, not just documented.
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That website sounds sketchy as hell. I just imagine crazy exes posting their significant others on that for ?payback? or ?revenge?.
God, she looks hard and jacked. We?re the same age and she looks like she should be at the nickel slots with her margarita and ciggie.
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@Cat: Lol at the image! Blowing smoke at the poor person sitting next to her and whipping the busted weave in their face.
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I just saw a few minutes of The Parent Trap. Lindsay has had a rough 15 years, especially the last 5 or so.
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Rio, I noticed her hands too. Always, always, looks like she needs a shower. I?m not talking about her freckles, she just oozes dirty. Fug seems the word of choice for that purse. It?s appropriate.
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Bess - Lilo is what?s most convenient for her at the time. I believe she?ll flip-flop between men and women for the rest of her life. (Though at the pace she?s going, that may not be long.)
Boo - Which just reinforces my belief that she is, in fact, a high-dollar whore. Though, as I?ve mentioned before, I cannot imagine (for the LIFE of me!) who would pay high $$ for THAT. She must be up for some freaky stuff.
OhMyMy - Your visual with Cat?s description has me on the floor in fits!
*waving @ skilo, Seal Team, Ruby Red - ah, hell, all us tail-gatin? regulars* Linnocent truly is the gift that keeps on giving, is she not?
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If Blohan is in NY to ?visit family? why is she staying in a hotel in Manhatten? Didn?t the little twit buy her mother the house she lives in? When I visit my father in Wisconsin, I don?t stay in a hotel, I stay at his house. I wonder if Mother Crackhead doesn?t want Blohans johns in her house. Has she even bothered to see dear ole mom?
And don?t give me that bs about ?fashion related business meetings?. Who conducts business meetings on the weekend? Her lies are not even plausible at this point. Idiot.
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Mornin all (waves to bellaluna & skilo)? hope everyone is having a cracktastic day!
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My mom has a tablecloth just like her dress! Doily drama. Anyway, bloated much Lindsay? I remember being bloated and blowsy like this chick when I was around 25 before I got sober 2 years later, I made it past 27 cause I got sober and clean. It?s never to late to put the shot glass down.
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Mornin Ladies
Lucky Charm, you got a VERY good point about paying ?upfront?. If she gets the cash upfront, she?ll just shine on the company and not do anything else. As for her CS, she already HAS BLOWN IT OFF. Since the judge admonished her in July, I don?t think she?s done one single minute of CS.
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lindsay as spokeswoman for a cheating webside?
kaiser said it, but do you know how many married or taken c*ck has been inside of that nasty skank?
She never had a stable relationship, she doesnt know how to respect others.truth.
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Why is it that every time I see a picture of her, I feel like I have to jump in the shower and scrub?
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Madisyn, I don?t think she?s done a lick of CS since Judge Meany-Pants gave her a talking-to, either.
Linnocent just won?t learn. She?s like that bird in Costco that just keeps flying into the sky-lights. BAM! Flitter flap BAM! Back-up a little, flitter flap BAM!!
(But without benefit of being trapped in anything other than her own downward-spiral of self-destruction.)
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That sad face Lindsay is making on the phone would make a hilarious, yet terrifying emoticon
Yikes on her profile. She?s got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Sheesh! Ease up on the coke, Linds.
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Yikes! Maybe the orange actually was a better color for her legs.
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business meetings? in nyc on a weekend in august when everyone has scattered to the hamptons? oh please.
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bellaluna, I?ve touched on this before, but it bares repeating. I think because Blohan didn?t have a regular ?childhood? and basically was ?in charge? of the entire family from her early teen years, she?s now ?rebelling?. Whenever someone with authority, be it her mother, father, cops, judges, etc. tell her to do something, she does the EXACT OPPOSITE.
Latest case in point, the judge, point blank tells her to do her CS, and Blohan just blows it off.
What I don?t get and will never understand, is it just gets her in even deeper with the ?justice? system. Instead of just putting on her big girl panties and getting it done, she gives a big ?F*uck U? fingernail to the judge. I know it hasn?t happened yet (and were all waiting with baited breathe) but eventually her luck is going to run out and not even Shawn Holley will be able to get her out of it.
I can?t wait for her October 19th progress report. She has to appear. She has to show COMPLETION of that idiotic on-line shoplifters alternative (which Eleanor has completed) and show progress on her therapy AND CS. I can?t wait to see the judges face when Blohan appears and the judge reads she?s done 1 measly hour of her CS than the last time. CAN NOT WAIT!
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e.non is right: NYC folks flee to The Hamptons during Summer on Thursday nights or early Friday afternoons.
And, I know three women who have had abusive exes post horribly libelous things to some of those ?cheaters? sites. One sued and actually got the site shut down.
And, whenever I visit my parents, or my sister and her famiy does, we ALWAYS stay with my parents, not at a hotel.
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Just changed my laptop wallpaper to th third photo, to remind me that I look way better than Linnocent, even with lots more years under my belt.
Damn.
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as a red head that would rather be blonde, im seriously jealous of how light and long her hair is.
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You can clearly see the extensions in the first pic. Poor thing looks horrible.
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@Katie
Her hair is all extensions/a weave at this point, and you can see balding spots where the extensions are attached. It?s not healthy enough to be that long naturally.
DO NOT bleach your red hair blonde? I learned the hard way and my hair?s unusually thick for a redhead. It falls out and breaks off. I ended up shaving my head and growing it back out from scratch. Not worth it.
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