I didn?t realize I?d missed Sarah Michelle Gellar until she came back to TV and I realized how long it?s been since she stepped away from regular work. It?s funny ? Jessica and I were discussing the other day how it?s entirely possible that the Brat Pack of our generation ? actors who can?t stay out of each others? orbits and make movies we can?t stop yapping about because of their secret greatness, legitimate greatness, or horrible greatness ? consists of SMG (Simply Irresistible, Cruel Intentions, I Know What You Did Last Summer,�the Scooby movies), Freddie Prinze Jr. (Down To You, Summer Catch, Head Over Heels, I Know What You Did Last Summer,�and of course She?s All That, plus the Scoobies), Matthew Lillard (She?s All That, the Scoobies, Scream, Summer Catch), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Can?t Hardly Wait, I Know What You Did Last Summer), and then some fringe folks like Ryan Phillippe (I Know What You Did Last Summer, Cruel Intentions) Julia Stiles (Down To You, 10 Things I Hate About You), and Rachael Leigh Cook (She?s All That), and even maybe a Skeet Ulrich (Scream). Crazy. I hope Matthew Lillard is, like, the godfather of SMG and FPJ?s child. Also, SMG, FPJ, JLH, RLC? there were a lot of triple-barrel names in that mix. Memory Lane, you are a pleasant and yet also sobering place.
Anyway: SMG is out making the rounds in service of Ringer, her CBS show that got kicked over to The CW for this fall:
And it?s? you know. Her face looks great. I like her hair. The dress could be better. It?s resoundingly whatever. But at least it?s not this:
Girlfriend, you?re AT WORK. Unless you?re promoting a future 90210 plot in which Naomi starts driving big rigs for the Army and selling black-market white-denim pants on the side, this is probably not event-appropriate. However, I confess I WOULD enjoy seeing Drunkface on a ham radio*, a la Miss Piggy in The Great Muppet Caper, yelling things like, ?Ten-four, Yellow Hog, my twenty is exit 34, peel your eyeballs for a Kojak with a Kodak bout ten miles after that huge alligator in the slow lane. Over and out.? And if truckers don?t use ham radios* anymore, well, I GIVE UP. Is nothing sacred?
*Oops. I meant CB radios. I think I just�subconsciously�really wanted to use ?ham radio? and ?Miss Piggy? in the same sentence.
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