I?ve never thought that putting her hair back was Kate Bosworth?s best look, although I am loving this hilariously Come Hither expression.
However, all lusty hitherness aside, I think this would?ve looked sunnier and cuter if she?d let her hair down (also a good tip for what traditionally comes after the hithering). But that?s a minor quibble. A good shirt dress is hard to find, and although as ever I?d have loved to see this in a fun color or pattern, I?ll take it ? considering the weather in LA in December is basically akin to a beautiful autumn day most other places, it?s appropriately breezy, and certainly does make me wish I was on a boat, y?all. Maybe she?s trying to send her Aussie ex Orlando Bloom a message, �because it?s summer there, and he COULD be on a boat, y?all? okay, fine, that?s a reach. I just wanted to say that boat thing again. Y?all. Anyway, credit to Kate for picking a cute red shoe with this. A red belt or purse might?ve been even cuter ? or better still, a richer red lip; ANY extra kick, basically ? but overall I am on board the train (HA, you thought I couldn?t resist the boat thing again, but you were wrong).
Kirsten Dunst went with a similarly casual theme at the same event, so I figured I?d throw ?em together and see which one came out on top. Like a big shirt-dress mud-wrestling extravaganza, but without the dirt and the hair-pulling.
Okay, Kirsten?s is more of a coat dress. (Trench dress? A Drench?) But I love it. This is what I always imagine I look like when I belt my red wool trench at Fashion Week, when in fact I think I look like a very sunburned insomniac pear. Oddly, I think SHE could have benefited from a soft updo ? she and Kate should?ve traded coifs, but maybe with more tendrils ? and the shoes are perhaps a touch heavy. Overall, though, I am feeling them both, and go back and forth on which one I?m feeling more. A helpful shove wouldn?t go amiss right now, Fug Nation. So do it. Shove me. It might be therapeutic.
[Photos: Splash News and WENN]
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