Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 07/02/2011 - 12:03pm.
Now you have to tell us the story GW. YOu can't leave us hangin
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Okay...the bile rises in my froat thinking about it. I was dating this guy I met from the internetz and he seemed clean and well groomed. One night I was feeling rather frisky (and not too bloated) and decided it was time to get it on. Anyway, this guy was kind of OCD - he had to have all the candles lit and some kind of instrumental fucking music on etc and I was just like - FUCK ME!
I'll give him credit...this lady got it first. Although, he never took his glasses off the entire time. Did he need to see my lady parts that clearly?
He wanted his turn of course and I truly enjoy giving a bj but when I got down to his nether regions his peen looked and smelled like a burnt weiner. He was uncut and obviously skipped cleaning under the foreskin. It was beyond cheesy - it was yeasty. Honestly, I gave it a good try but it resulted in disaster...I threw up right on his junk!
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Oh my fucking GOD that is equal parts hilarious and disgusting.
Gentlemen, WTF? Can you please explain why a man would not wash his weiner with some soap and water on the regular? How difficult is that to do, for real?
*loves Jewish men*
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/02/presented-without-comment-lady-bunnys-nsfw-ode-cheese-peen
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