Since people seem to have a new interest in Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert, I thought I?d do some additional photos from the Monaco wedding on Saturday. The whole affair wasn?t half as glamorous and A-list as they thought it was, but a decent amount of royals came out, and there were some ?celebrities? like Karl Lagerfeld up there, judging us all. I think Karl designed Charlene?s reception gown, the tiered affair with the more flattering neckline. Karl has also taken Charlene under his decrepit wing, so there?s that too.
I keep reading that my lover Gerard Butler was invited, but there are no photos of him in Monaco, and I tend to think he was in California over the whole weekend. So, instead, I give you Roger Moore. Now, I like Roger Moore. He?s a tireless UNICEF ambassador and by all accounts, a lovely man. But he looks like DEATH. He makes Karl Lagerfeld look like the picture of health.
Here?s Sweden?s Crown Princess Victoria and her husband/consort, Prince Daniel. They seem happy and stable, but why isn?t she knocked up?! They were married more than a year ago. Gotta produce those royal heirs. I tend to think Victoria is too underdressed for the wedding, but Daniel looks nice.
Don?t ask me what Charlotte Casiraghi is wearing. It?s hideous, and inappropriate for a girl older than 12. She?s so beautiful, but I want to yell at her until she stands up straight and stops making faces. She?s like the Kristen Stewart of Monaco.
And here?s Charlotte with her mother, Princess Caroline, and Caroline?s oldest son Andrea, who looks nice with a haircut. Caroline wanted Andrea to get the crown - she was positioning him for that before this whole Charlene disaster. Perhaps Caroline will get her way in the end.
And finally, here?s Naomi Campbell and her married lover. This is what Naomi wore for the church wedding, but for the reception, Naomi totally changed into a white gown, of course. And if you want to criticize her for wearing white, she?ll beat the hell out of you.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Karl Lagerfeld, Naomi Campbell, Weddings
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40 Responses to ?Naomi Campbell, Karl Lagerfeld & more photos from the Monaco wedding?
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Lagerfeld looks pissed that Lively was boning Leo and couldn?t make the wedding. I wonder if those are golf gloves?
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Roger Moore looks the way Bruce Jenner probably will in 30 years.
Charlotte Casiraghi won the genetic lottery, that?s for damn sure. Now stand up straight! Didn?t like any of the dresses the Monaco princesses wore. And I don?t think I?ve ever seen Caroline look so haggard (also, her dress creates the odd illusion of making her look preggo, and the hat didn?t go well with the outfit).
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What in the world is that peach thing hanging off Naomi?s head? That thing is tragic.
Out of all of the royalty off spring. Caroline has the best looking set of children. All of them are gorgeous.
And it is nice to see Princess Victoria of Sweden looking happy. Pretty girl. (Who manage to work through anorexia.)It?s great to see her married to a nice man.
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I love Casirhagi?s dress. It?s cute. Naomi?s dress is spectacular!
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I find Naomi?s face strange.
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I wouldn?t invite either of those bitches my wedding!
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Still not buying that Victoria?s husband is straight. He makes my gaydar flash like a pile of christmas decorations.
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Ranieri?s daughter are beautiful, but they aged in such an horrible way, and it seems their children are on the same boat - when did Andrea and Charlotte got so ugly?!
And I have a soft spot for Victoria, she and her husband have a lot of problems - she had anorexia, he had a kidney transplant - so they are probably waiting before expanding their family. They look so happy however! -
Sweden?s Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel have to wait awhile to have children due to him having a kidney transplant a couple of years ago. I guess he still requires medication which is a health risk for his unborn children.
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Kaboom:
July 4th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Still not buying that Victoria?s husband is straight. He makes my gaydar flash like a pile of christmas decorations.
________________________________No he looks like a brat (otherwise known as a *stekare* in sweden) they party with their daddys credit cards (or pretend to have enough money to be able to do whatev they want) and like to shake champagne bottles, dont think hes is a brat tho he just happend to look like one (slicked hair, fancy clothes).
I see the royal family as the biggest wellfare family in the country so i dont really like them that much (except the queen and the princesses are involved in some good charites that i support)
But i doubt Viktoria would marry a man that doesnt love her.
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charlotte is so beautiful?
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Gah, where is Pierre~~~~~~ Gawd I hate Caroline?s face, but her sons are gorgeous.
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That pic of Roger Moore scared the hell out of me!
Naomi is simply divine.
Despite the outfit, Charlotte is a GORGEOUS girl.
Karl is so damn posh I can?t stand it! (in a good way :p)
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Totally agree with Kaiser. I watched the wedding live (I have no idea why?blame a lazy Saturday). Charlotte is beautiful but she kept making that weird, squinty, slightly arrogant, mouth open face the whole wedding ceremony. Very unattractive. However, the pink looks gorgeous on her but it makes her look so flat chested. It?s a weird outfit, like a 1930?s, 12 year old with hooker shoes. Odd.
Andrea Casiraghi needs to put weight on - he looks haggard.
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naomi was the best dressed in both outfits hands down
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Roger Moore looks like a ghoul!
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I think Charlotte is a very pretty-cute young woman - I never found her to be knock-out gorgeous the way many think she is. Caroline was an absolute STUNNER at Charlotte?s age. And Stephanie, in her 20?s to early 30?s, had that strikingly attractive androgynous face. Pity.
Andrea needs to put on weight - there were and are rumours flying he had a bad run-in with drug abuse a couple of years back, and the photos then depicted a VERY skeletal, sick looking guy. I wouldn?t doubt it.
A lot of people think that Caroline looks ?old?, but for crying out loud, people, the woman is turning 55 in January, and with no jacked-up, botoxed face, I think she looks pretty damn good for 55, even with her suntanning.
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Can?t help thinking pretty little Charlotte looks like Caroline would have if she hadn?t lived/partied so hard. HRH Grace did pass down her family?s Philly party genes to her kids; unfortunately, they didn?t get the discretion or timeless beauty gene.
Any pictures of AllyAl?s half-African kid? Was she at the wedding? I hear she kinda looks like Iman.
Thinking Omi looks really nice in her dress (and someone else?s husband?s company), but the Remy game is wack and inexplicable. The hat is cute; the hair woulda got her a whoopin? from my auntie for coming out the house ?half hair did.? Looks like a cheap wig that shoulda been chucked two months ago.
(Gotta go. I?m currently ducking from a trans-continental phone throw that should hit me right about?)
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When you think Albert and Naomi supposedly had an affair a few years ago ! LOL!
this marriage is a fraud anyway. -
Naomi?s dress reminds me of a dress I wore to my sister?s wedding a few years back. Does anyone know who did Naomi?s ceremony dress?
This marriage is doomed. -
Does THIS look like a happy bride to you? If these are tears of joy, I?d hate to see her when she?s sad. I really feel sorry for Charlene after watching this video.
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I watched the arrivals/wedding live and could not get over that Albert was constantly looking around at the crowd and winking at people, as if he was looking for his next ?prey? at his own wedding. When Charlene joined him at the alter, he hardly even noticed her. I couldn?t believe it. Rather, he looked past her to see what famous, big-wig face he would spot in the audience. Pathetic.
And I thought Albie and Naomi Campbell indeed had once dated! How classy to give her an invite. Ugh.
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Chrlotte is wearing Chanel. Do you still think that a Chanel wedding gown would have been a better pick for Charlene?
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I meant Charlotte and Stephanie, not her mom. She looks more like a cuter version of her aunt than her mom to me.
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Naomi!?!Did you just hurl your cellphone into the cake
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Oh noooooooooooo?.Roger Moore, what happened to you?! You look like my fragile old grandfather!
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Is it me or Naomi looks more like a drag queen these days?
As mean as she is I used to think she was a knockout but lately even her extensions are looking cheap
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wicked dress Naomi!!!!!!!!!!
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These are some low-rent looking royals. They all look sour and mean.
Naomi?s face looks well fluffed and puffed.
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Charlotte is a beautiful young woman but dear lord that sour face she always looks like she has a bad smell under her nose, Caroline was exactly the same when she was young, sadly they are both very snobby and overly proud women. Stephanie is probably the most likeable of the bunch. ?Lottie?s dress looked great on the runway model at Karl?s spring show but it?s way too tight in the bodice here.
@Hellene, ?what happened to Roger Moore???.. same thing that will happen to us all, he got old, he is 83 you know, he looks like a fragile old grandpa because he is, just a grandpa who had a few too many run ins with the beauty doctor.
I think Naomi is looking fabulous she has hasn?t changed much since her ?80?s peak, out aged all the other botoxed and scalpeled supermodels from her era(except for Christine Brinkley maybe).
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Naomi?s freakin? gown is shit awful. It looks tawdry, cheap, and as if she bought it at Dollarama. And WHO wears a long gown to a wedding as a guest?
I think of all the Grimaldi women, Stephanie is the best and coolest, unlike Caroline and Charlotte, who appear to think they breathe different oxygen from the rest of humanity. Pass.
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Charlene?s dress was gorgeous.
Prince Daniel is really cute. Charlotte is beautiful, but I couldnt get over her lips with all the faces she was making. Andrea is gorgeous as always. The Countess of Wessex (Prince Edward?s wife) looked amazing in her brown dress.
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Charlene?s dress was stunning:) I loved the train. Prince Daniel is cute. Andrea is gorgeous as always. Charlotte lips looked huge. The Countess of Wessex (Prince Edward?s wife) looked lovely in brown
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Charlotte looks just like her mother did when I was a little girl flipping through my mom?s Spanish magazines. Hola! covers the lesser royals extensively.
This affair was even more D-List than I expected. Was Princess Victoria the only royal to attend.
BTW: She is the only one whose dress I like, casual or not.
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Roger Moore should have stayed away from the surgeon. He was a hottie well into his 50s. He should have let nature take it?s course and grown into a hot grandpa.
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I want the dress naomi is wearing!
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Naomi looks all puffed up. Almost ugly? Compare to Christie Turlingt
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Has poor Charlotte had her breasts removed or something? And Karl Lagerfeld?.. that?s one scary dude who looks like he should be in Transylvania in a crypt somewhere. Harsh, I know, but if this is how the wealthy are doing these days, we should all be glad we are still among the working class.
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Hellen: Roger Moore is well into his 80s, hence why he looks like someone?s Grandad.
Karl Lagerfeld is very scary!
Maybe Princess Victoria of Sweden is pregnant - she is certainly looking fuller figured than before she married. Sophie Wessex looked the most stylish I have ever seen her look. Princess Mary of Denmark looked absolutely stunning. -
Charlotte Casiraghi is beautiful and her dress, a gorgeous Chanel from the spring 2011 collection was fabulous. Only she could pull it off with that band/veil combo. Not for American tastes (that run towards shiny satin, mermaid tail, strapless), mind you. So was Caroline?s outfit (also Chanel). Sadly, most Americans would not recognize sophistication if it hit them in the face. I blame it on Dynasty and Nancy Reagan
Sophie?s outfit was too contrived - she looked like it was wearing her and brown for a summer wedding? Victoria looked tired and that dress was not her best. She looked dowdy. Maxima looked gorgeous in mustard yellow and a fantastic, big ass hat.
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